I fucking swear people are doing this on MN deliberately just to piss me off now

[ApocalypseCheeseToastie]

The word is LITTLE, you inbred fucker, yes YOU, sat at your pc right now.

Little, means small, and is spelt L.I.T.T.L.E, not fucking lil, LIL is not a word and means fuck all. Here is a definition of the word little for those who are unaware www.google.com/dictionary?langpair=en|en&q=little&hl=en&aq=f

Bloody people slaughtering the English language, I know the type, you say 'hun' repeatedly and I would put money on you lot not punctuating your fucking text messages nor do you use actual words.

What is the bloody point in it all ? can somebody please enlighten me ?

Huh?

My island has everything your heart desires.

And Sky=.

Sky+.

As well.

No worries, I've put in one of those new-fangled Stargate wossnames so we can pop to and fro ...

In this mecca are there framed meanings of words lining the walls ?

Are the rules and regulation documents paragraphed ?

Are the use of commas encouraged ?

Absolutely!

Just because we're all stoned, shit-faced drunk and snogging pirates doesn't mean we should let our standards go ...

Yes, and those with a complete grasp of semi-colons and their correct usage are elevated to a prize pedestal, Apoc.

And those who dare to use the WrongSortOfApostrophe are made to clean the wicker feckchairs with cotton buds.

Does that sound Utopic?

Utopic ... Isn't that some sort of wonky pregnancy?

I feel confident that Mr Depp appreciates a well punctuated text message.

Utopian may be the adjective you seek.

You have standards ?

Come hither.

A worm of doubt has entered paradise.

I must confess to being ever-so-slightly baffled by semi-colons ... I shall take some rum and a spare buckeneer and go and hide behind a palm tree.

lil annoys the shit out of me, it may be inching towards more annoying than gawjuss which is a spelling that is a flashing sign saying 'I am a moron'

Sailor Jerry has not been the same since they changed the recipie.

I used to confuse ellipsis and ellipse but now...

Worse still was when I confused them with eclipse but I'm no longer in thedark about that

Apocalypse, I do feel your pain but at least you are getting some sympathy. I have posted several times about the distressing usage of "peeps" rather than people and no-one cares!

I am alone in my abyss of peeps-hatred.

I feel your pain my child, I FEEL it in my guts

yy to lil being horrid (howwid?)

BUT

I likey peeps

[contrary]

Fucking hell, this is the only time i've started a thread in AIBU and every buggers agreed with me

Do you get annoyed if people say "linky no worky"?

I like that one.

Boak is Scottish and therefore acceptable or in the words of supernanny asseptable.

My personal bugbears are brought instead of bought.

Chest of draws. It is a chest of drawERS you dimwits.

Lil & hun make my skin crawl. I think of someone with a Croydon facelift, creole earrings in about ten holes and Elizabeth Duke rings on every finger usually accompanied by a necklace with "mum" or "babe" on it.

It riles slightly but is a bit more up market than 'lil'

I am also a hater of fedup.com and shite of that ilk