I fucking swear people are doing this on MN deliberately just to piss me off now

[ApocalypseCheeseToastie]

The word is LITTLE, you inbred fucker, yes YOU, sat at your pc right now.

Little, means small, and is spelt L.I.T.T.L.E, not fucking lil, LIL is not a word and means fuck all. Here is a definition of the word little for those who are unaware www.google.com/dictionary?langpair=en|en&q=little&hl=en&aq=f

Bloody people slaughtering the English language, I know the type, you say 'hun' repeatedly and I would put money on you lot not punctuating your fucking text messages nor do you use actual words.

What is the bloody point in it all ? can somebody please enlighten me ?

I'm with you, Apocalypse. I feel your pain. Bloody awful txt spk and all that cr*p - it should be banned!

Have you read Jeremy Clarkson's article in the News Review section ot yesterday's Sunday Times? - I think you'd love it (can't link to it on here as it's protected by a paywall unfortunately)

It makes me want to take a machine gun and randomly open fire...

YANBU.

Argh, of not ot - I can spell, honest

Hmm emoticons, not my strong point.... Take two...

Lil is an abbreviation of the beautiful name "Lily." That is the only context in which it should be used. Ever.

What's the cutoff beyond which the young cannot spell? 20? 25? 30?

About time someone said it. It makes my eyes itch.

Maybe we could invent a way to transfer posters to Netmums every time they use English in this abhorrent way?

Couldn't agree with you more.

teh is one that really gets me!! IT IS THE... CHECK WHAT YOU HAVE WRITTEN BEFORE YOU FUCKING HIT POST MESSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well i don't fink u need to be so violent wiv talking bout guns. My Lo's (Shaneece and Trident) are real licckle and cute.

Couldn't agree with you more OP. I've been known to delete friends from FB for the use of lil and the like and because they're chavs

Ahem.

Bubby you are quite trigger happy these past couple of days

I do that in my texts, Apocalypse

I get told I'm 'wrong' but I don't care.

Sassybeast Mon 06-Jun-11 22:03:46
Well i don't fink u need to be so violent wiv talking bout guns. My Lo's (Shaneece and Trident) are real licckle and cute.

Lovely names

Can we please have a machine gun emoticon?

Please?

Just a lil one?

God it makes me think of:

a) Lilo Lil off've Bread
b) Lil-ets, the best a man can get (yes I know it's gillette)

Tut.

I agree with you OP. Presumably though its half term as I cannot envisage a grown adult who would deliberately write like this!

Bloody hell, you should read the eBay forums ... they are full of huns, ikkles, wikkles, pickles and such shite... fortunatly they can spell as far a husband or partner and not use shite as DP DH in full slag off mode

AND what the FUCK is an LO ? Enlighten me ?

Fanks hun. HUGZ.

ACT I also punctuate and paragraph within text messages as I am clearly a pedant like you

Evening MrsDB Stay away from the dog threads please

Evening Rock

What have I done ?

little one(s) innit

OR leg over I suppose. Depends on context.

perhaps the techs could develop a filter - you know, the sort other fora have for swearing.

though i think it sorts the wheat from the chav chaff, myself....

Apoco, please may I take you to my happy place?

[gentle voice]

There are gentle waves lapping the shore, camomile tea brung to you by serene, unobstrusive waiters, a softly tumbled Egyptian towel covering your very own steamer, hot stones warming to gently soothe you weary brow, and Mike Oldfield gently playing in the background to relax you.