I fucking swear people are doing this on MN deliberately just to piss me off now

[ApocalypseCheeseToastie]

The word is LITTLE, you inbred fucker, yes YOU, sat at your pc right now.

Little, means small, and is spelt L.I.T.T.L.E, not fucking lil, LIL is not a word and means fuck all. Here is a definition of the word little for those who are unaware www.google.com/dictionary?langpair=en|en&q=little&hl=en&aq=f

Bloody people slaughtering the English language, I know the type, you say 'hun' repeatedly and I would put money on you lot not punctuating your fucking text messages nor do you use actual words.

What is the bloody point in it all ? can somebody please enlighten me ?

This is fabulous. I'm home.

I keep telling DH its not just me there are others like me, he doesn't believe me. If I show him this he will think I've made up a lot of new identities, and its me talking to myself. I'd best not show him!

needanew, you can tell your DH I am definitely not you. Briefly, I live in Belgium and I assume you don't.
The woman actually said ell-oh-ell. I think I muttered oh do fuck off, but I don't like her very much anyway.

My old neighbour worked in Bletchley Park during the war as a code breaker. You'd never have thunk it.

needanewname dh thinks I'm a lone loon too, but here I'm amongst friends

Lone loon; that could be my super-hero name actually. The Lone Loon Arriveth...mmm needs some work.

Some people are insane Kreecher! Why on earth would you say ell-oh-ell when actually laughing out loud is not only quicker and easier, it ensures that you definitely won;t get punched in the face!

And thanks, I know you're not me but that won't convince DH I'm afraid

You'd think, needanewname, but I have a friend who says "roffle". That is, he articulates ROFL. The first time I heard it, I had to check with him that I had in fact heard correctly.

He is an English teacher.

It is to weep.

Heavens! roffle just takes the cake, the oven and the whole damned bakery!

Apo you'd have loved it in my house this morning. My 16 year old said 'arks him'. Arks FFS. He's white. And privately educated. The closest he's been to Jamaica is a bottle of Reggae Reggae sauce.

I had to take him outside and shoot him obviously.

I've just seen a post on FB that said great pikkies of a luvlee partee.

[fumescent]

When I saw the spelling of pikkies for the first time I was ready to shout them down for being racist!

The only answer is to breed like grammatically correct rabbits and out-evolve the orange fiends!

Pass Guy of Gisburn over this way when he's finished your feet ...

fellatio - roffle

chill my lil ickle cheese toastie ;)

arks - ARRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thats it I can't take anymore, that one really pisses me off

Fellatio - I hope it was a long and painful death

WTF is "arks"

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haha at hissy missy telling folk how to post
it is funny to see the harrumphing and indignant how very dare they

well,here the thing toots,no one actually cares or takes heeds to your or any lil feetie stamping

but there is a dark dank place for you called pedants corner

they might even call you on your over embellished post and hyperbole

Oh come on scottishmummy, have a sense of humour!

Soupdragon, some pronounce it arks, others aks, this is instead of ask.

Fellatio roffle did you arks him why he said it?

DS1 is saying crap things like "ya dunnoe it was bear good" hmmm eh????

YADNBU in the slightest. I over heard this today from one of DS classmates. (he only started today) 'Aww, my l'il Joshy woshy, come to mumsy and gis us huggies'. DS and his mates pulled the face but had the good grace to control it until him and mumsie had left. Please bear in mind they start Juniors in September.

oh gosh you can post more bitchy tittle tattle then
horah roll on primary 1 so you can regale us with who said what and how it all was

because a well placed well hun that sets you apart as really smart.innit

I'm here to confess that my two best mates and I articulate BRB and BTW. We say "burbs" and "bee-tee-dubs" . It started as a joke and now we can't stop.

I'm so ashamed.

Ahha - you're back.

I've been waiting for you.

[onimous]

wee humphy faces on threads i think dullard
why search for mere words when you can
aye because that oozes grasp and command of language
not

The phrase "wee humphy faces" is the only reason I love that emoticon. I am anti-emoticon, but every time I see that one I think awww, wee humphy face.

For which I am grateful, scottishmummy.

How about people spell it how the fuck they like because they are adults and don't have to answer to anyone.

Ickle
lil
cunting
cunt

who gives a flying fuck, so what