At The Sign Of The Dappled Deer

[Psammead]

A cloak and dagger thread. Or whatever floats your boat.

I'm in.

Can't feel anything .

Welcome, Nordic stranger. Mead?

me neither

FAB!

What me young missy ?

I'm in

Now I have to goforth into the cookhouse and make a ye olde lasagne.

Make yourselves at home, but don't get too frisky without me

Burp!
I'm on the ale.

We're both in now Fab, can you feel anything yet ?

I think we may have lately been witness to Miss Sarah's sexual awakening...

Great! A new thread! Wonder how long it will take to fill this one, Gster

Who is both?
You better not be saying I have a bucket fanny. I will have you know I am as if I have never given birth down there.

wonders if she is having a delayed reaction to bump on her head

Oh, I see. Sarah.

Nah, not for me.

Oooooh,whats all this then?

That's a lovely Fireman's uniform. Do you wear a uniform at work?

Work yes, at the strip club.

< clocks in >

Is this the coded messages thread, or the puerile sex thread that was more trolly than an Asda carpark at closing?

that echo isnt you then Fab??

Puerile trolly sex thread BOF

my name is AnyFucker

and I am a puerile sex troll

Ah. Maybe I'll stick around .

My name is SarahStratton

and I am not a troll (the rest is true though).