Meet the Other Phone. Only the apps you allow.

Meet the Other Phone.
Only the apps you allow.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

At The Sign Of The Dappled Deer

265 replies

Psammead · 27/05/2011 18:36

A cloak and dagger thread. Or whatever floats your boat.

OP posts:
Msfish · 28/05/2011 20:15

I will and I have - belief now hanging up outside, well away from this thread! Will get cup of tea whilst waiting for further details....any wild animals involved this time?

Celibacyisnotforme · 28/05/2011 20:18

He's 32 if that helps? Extremely fit? And it was eight and a half hours worth of shagging...

So that's one at 08h45, one at 10h00, one at 11h00, one at 13h30 and one at 16h00... not too impossible with the right... motivation?

SarahStratton · 28/05/2011 20:21

Ah well my one was 41 so I think it's perfectly possible.

Celibacyisnotforme · 28/05/2011 20:23

Thanks Sarah... Grin

really off to bed now! Now more chatting to men on t'internet!!

AnyFucker · 28/05/2011 20:49

my DH is 48

he can manage twice in an hour

and in a 24 hour period, even more

he is a game old cock Grin

northernrock · 28/05/2011 20:55

Go Mr AnyFucker!
Bad Bob can do it every twenty minutes as long as his batteries don't run down Grin

AnyFucker · 28/05/2011 21:00

heh, NR

that isn't every day though

he might have to have a rest for a week or two after that level of action Grin

AnyFucker · 28/05/2011 21:01

and his back will give out too Wink

SarahStratton · 28/05/2011 21:01

3 times in 2 hours is my best offer :(

northernrock · 28/05/2011 21:06

Sarah, I'll take it! (Unless I get a better offer.)

SarahStratton · 28/05/2011 21:09

Oh that is 14 years ago, unfortunately.

AnyFucker · 28/05/2011 21:12
Grin
GooGooMuck · 28/05/2011 21:34

I'm lucky if mine is finished in an hour.... Hmm

Hello BTW. :)

AnyFucker · 28/05/2011 21:38

hi googoo Smile

I can identify with the going at it for ages too, but that is mainly after a bottle of good red and a smoke

GooGooMuck · 28/05/2011 21:41

I can confirm that it is possible to do 5 times in 7 hours.

It is actually possible to do 7 times in 9 hours.

AnyFucker · 28/05/2011 21:41
Grin
Gster · 28/05/2011 22:13

< wanders in after finally getting dd to sleep >

How many times !?

SarahStratton · 28/05/2011 22:28

Depends who you're asking!

Thingumy · 28/05/2011 22:31

I wonder if the ginger wonder took a little blue pill on the train this morning...

Hmm.

Gster · 28/05/2011 22:33

And so our story ends. Let us give thanks dearly beloved for the joy and harmony , for the dappled deer, the friction burns, the laughter, the frienship new and old..... the frank discussions of bumsex.

And as we say farewell to 100 pages of smut and banter, let us give praise to Him of the ginger hair and his mighty powers, and her our Celibate, reborn, glowing, well and truely shagged.

Amen

SarahStratton · 28/05/2011 22:36

Lovely speech, very sincere. Straight from the heart, so to speak.

Arf Grin

Psammead · 28/05/2011 23:27

Oh I am so glad the shuttle finally docked.

Five times!

Five times in a week would be a good haul in the Psammead household

I have a joke - what's the difference between a type and 365 used condoms?

One's a GoodYear, and the other is a very good year.

Grin
OP posts:
ThatVikRinA22 · 29/05/2011 04:03

oh my!

i (and my cuffs) have been hard at work so missed the end of the old thread and the start of the new....just got in and am catching up....ta for the link!

so...op has ended the dry spell then.

celeb - are you seeing him again? or was this a one off shagathon?

have i missed anything else?

FellatioNelson · 29/05/2011 07:22

Are you disabanding your quiche now then? Has it come to its natural, er..climax?

Celibacyisnotforme · 29/05/2011 08:52

Vicar - I'm definitely seeing him again... Wink
He has just sent me a text this morning to ask if I'm busy on Thursday night, as I mentioned yesterday that my Decree Nisi is finalised then - and he wants to take me out to "dinner" to celebrate... how sweet!! GrinGrinGrin