At The Sign Of The Dappled Deer

[Psammead]

A cloak and dagger thread. Or whatever floats your boat.

token penis is leaving the room. < boing, boing , boing >

Tesco calls.

back later......

BOF, you and your legendary boobs will be a welcome addition to this thread

there is nothing puerile about sex, just ask sarah.

Ok, an update:
So far we have lived vicariously through celibacy's TOTALLY TRUE HONEST GUV'S dappled sunlight red deer spotted finger frolics.
Sarah has discovered true sexual nature and is now betrothed to Gster (Ginster)
Too many to mention have embraced Lesbianism, and TLD is not getting any at all ever.
I have admitted to an unholy attachment to an appliance named Bad Bob, and...
Did I miss anything?

wow you guys have been busy bees. i have just been busy vomiting from mixing metronidazole and booze... by accident of course.

Fever blisters, a new quiche, sauce and bumsex.

all i got there was bumsex, sorry you will have to repeat the others.

G'day all! I can't believe this is thread number THREE - I am so excited I've started something so wicked!

So BN2 (who happens to be Australian - yum!) is still keen on coming tomorrow - even though I'm sporting a big'un... his exact words were "Babe - wouldn't miss you for the world... 8am for canoodling, lover!" tee hee...

House is now sparkling, dress is ironed, lingerie still fits, condoms & lube at the ready, hair washed, legs to be shaved tomorrow & new sheets on bed tomorrow morning - have I missed anything??

sorry i am woefully behind celibacy but what do you mean by sporting the big one?

"cold sore" Canny..
Just remind me though celibacy-what on earth is the lube for??

you missed 'come face'

that was to NR

You can't shag at 8am!!!!!! What will you do at 8.02????

Aha. Vinegar strokes

No, not me. I have to leave .

oh shit, i wouldnt worry to much lol. because of mass snogged with my new man when we first met i got a massive one under my nose 2 days before i was suppose to go to his works christmas doo. i really didnt want to go. he was lovely about it and said you could hardly even noitce it. lie it was the size of a 50p and we still had sex just no snogging or blow jobs

I hate it when people spell it "cum". It makes my wrists feel funny and I feel sick. There was an awful woman on here once who started a thread about "a bead of precum", and I think I did actually do a little vom.

The lube was recommended cos I'm still BF... apparently it can be vvv dry down there... I figured it was worth a try!
(besides, you never know, one may fancy some bumsex at eight o'clock in the morning... )

.... not bloody likely!!!

ha ha ha ha got to love lube has loads of things you can do with it, also a massive fan of pre cum kind of horny. how do you spell it then bit of fun?

you're breastfeeding? who??

Yay you must update us regularly!

Hello BOF and Friggfrigg.

Good names for this thread...

Oh god, do you remember the thread where a woman asked if you could get pregnant from prec**? Right in the thread title. Put me off my tuna mayo sarnie, I tell you.

at breastfeeding ? who ?

hahahahaha i was reading a thread on a health forum were they were advocating the pull out method and saying you could get preggo from precum. i went on and said hello my first dd

It's no good. I can't do it