At The Sign Of The Dappled Deer

[Psammead]

A cloak and dagger thread. Or whatever floats your boat.

I like yellow. It's bright and happy.
I like jazz, indie, swing
I am married - happy and stuff
Hair stroked is great. I wish I could just employ someone to stroke my hair, behind my ears and rub my back full time. Puuurrrr.
Wine - red and heavy
Money no object - a cleaner.

shit yeah i would get a cleaner too and a hot tub for naughty fun.

Oh, smell - garlic
Sound - Today, DD saying shhhhh to mean fish

I would get a masseuse or however you spell it too.

And a pool.

Smell: Freshly cut grass.
(Or freshly lit grass)

Jeez - page 4 already? You lot are turning into a bona-fide quiche.

and a chauffeur driven car to pick me up after cocktail and boogie nights. i love fresh man smell very good smell.

Oh yes a vhauffeut!

What's yer favourite colour? red
And what music do you like? most
And are you married? God no
And do you like your hair stroked? yes please
What wine do you like? red
And what would you do if money were no object! live somewhere hot

Chauffeur.

Man, third glass is a killer

Like Gsters underpant?

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Somewhere hot?

See above (hic)

preferably dressed in not a lot so we can maul him in our drunken state.

Favourite smell that hot, beach smell of skin on a hot summer day
Favourite sound dawn chorus

Favourite food? proper cheesecake, a good fruit salad and pretty much all Italian food
Favourite place? the beach

Phew I thought you'd gone sensible for a moment

Where is this infamous 'Friday nights on mumsnet' then.

Or was someone being ironic

Did I miss all the naughtiness? It was getting a bit crazy 2 threads back, I needed a 3 day lie down...

I would like to live by the sea, somewhere with enough room to keep BigHorseLittleHorse at home, a pool, a gym and a hot tub. Again, for naughty fun.

I just wanted to get to know everyone

I'm going to take the quiz. Ready? I warn you now it will be complicated.

What's yer favourite colour? It depends To wear or to live in?

What music do you like? all sorts (evasive yet expansive)

Are you married? Yes

Do you like you hari stroked? endlessly. I'll pay you to do it

What wine do you like? Full bodied and fruity and dark (like me)

What would you do if money were no object? all sorts of selfless* humanitarian goodness (and a shedload of made to measure haute couture)

Hot tuuuuuuüb

I'll pay you to stroke my hair as well, but right now I'll settle for a stroke of my hari.

Oh FN i could be your mate I reckon.

Re: colour, jus what colour do you kike seeing, you know? That mskes you thinkn ahhhh, nice colour.