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At The Sign Of The Dappled Deer

265 replies

Psammead · 27/05/2011 18:36

A cloak and dagger thread. Or whatever floats your boat.

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SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 21:36

You have to confess your sins first 69.

Psammead · 27/05/2011 21:36

Ok. More quizziness

Girls - what is your fantasy guy? (or girl)
Guys - what is your fantasy girl? (or guy)

As in description.

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Gster · 27/05/2011 21:39

I'll dip in and out , so to speak, need to tidy up for dd's stay this w/e

Have also been neeeeeakid in a hot tub, only with men though, was naked in a natural hot / spring in the Rockies once. Under the stars . It was awesome

280169 · 27/05/2011 21:40

ok forgive me for I have sinned 69 y name and nature 3 hail mollys done

oooo what is my fantasy ,mmmmmmmmm dh and sean bean and me mmmm

SaveWaterDrinkWine · 27/05/2011 21:41

Naked with men in a hot tub??? Gster - more info please. Or make it up. Grin

cannydoit · 27/05/2011 21:41

buff. tall, dark hair blue eyes, intelligent(geek) likes to dance, big cock, good kisser, preferable infertile, like scifi and sex and women with big tats.

cannydoit · 27/05/2011 21:42

oh yeah sean bean lushness.

SaveWaterDrinkWine · 27/05/2011 21:42

Not that you're given it much thought, Canny.... Wink

Psammead · 27/05/2011 21:42

Noo, well ok, but I meant your fantasy man - looks wise ec.

But ya know, I'm all for free interpretation.

Am I even making sense anymore? I think I need to go to bed.

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cannydoit · 27/05/2011 21:43

no no not much though. to be fair new man ticks most of those boxes so i am a very happy bunny.

northernrock · 27/05/2011 21:44

Forgive me Father etc etc

Great smile, deep sexy voice, can breath through his ears.
Grin

SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 21:45

I'll take what Canny's having. She obviously got excellent taste. Unless she copied my shopping list from the dating thread.

Which would be cheating.

Psammead · 27/05/2011 21:45

You need aquaman!

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280169 · 27/05/2011 21:45

oooo candy i fancy a bit of your fantasy

cannydoit · 27/05/2011 21:46

he isnt that tall or infertile but i forbear Grin

cannydoit · 27/05/2011 21:47

oh sarah we could share i am sure he wouldnt mind.

SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 21:47

Clive Owen ticks my boxes.

280169 · 27/05/2011 21:47

pmsl @ breathe through his ears

cannydoit · 27/05/2011 21:47

he could tick my boxes.

Psammead · 27/05/2011 21:49

I do not knowwho clive Owen is.

My first thought was that he is Jonsey from Dad's Army, but I have a feeling I am wrong.

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SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 21:50

Psam Confused

Seriously woman, flex you Google.

cannydoit · 27/05/2011 21:50

he was in children of men

Psammead · 27/05/2011 21:50

They don't like it up 'em, mr. Mannerin'.

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Psammead · 27/05/2011 21:52

Googled him now. Not my type.

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Msfish · 27/05/2011 21:52

Hello I've been invited to the party....hope I'm not too late...thanks AF x