At The Sign Of The Dappled Deer

[Psammead]

A cloak and dagger thread. Or whatever floats your boat.

Whaddaya mean who?? 2yo DD of course!!

(do we think that BN2 will want to try some too? can't decide if that's or )

It is like I have stepped into a strange party with everyone off their faces on magic mushrooms. Dirty baggages all of you. (Or as Netmums would say: you * filthy itches.)

But I like you.

By the way, where there is a deer, there must also be a STAG, with the HORN.

I have to leave. I was young, beautiful and innocent when I came here.

Well OK - just innocent.

It is like I have stepped into a strange party with everyone off their faces on magic mushrooms. Dirty baggages all of you. (Or as Netmums would say: you * filthy itches.)

But I like you.

By the way, where there is a deer, there must also be a STAG, with the HORN.

I have to leave. I was young, beautiful and innocent when I came here.

Well OK - just innocent.

Punk came twice!

bn2? do you live in or around brighton celibacy. people just cant handle you lot can they.

BOF, you will be back later, after some

Canny - ??? am i being unseasonably dim? BN2 is short for Bachelor Number Two... or is that a secret swingers code I have yet to learn?

hahahahaha no see i have missed out on all these acronyms, it is i who is being dim my dear i am from brighton/hove i hear/see bn2 and think post code

Oh POSTcode... gotcha...

doh [slaps hand on head emocon]

'Punk came twice!'

I am thinking of a poem now:

There once was a lady named punk
Who decided she needed some.........

No No No It's all so wrong. You are all creatures of the night.

hahahah you love it spunk punk

Half a bottle of wine and some lasagne later and...

I don't really feel like flirting.

Can we just be friends instead? Let's get to know each other. Really get to know each other.

CUM BACK BOF!!

like in the biblical sense of the word?

Nooo just...

What's yer favourite colour?
And what music do you like?
And are you married?
And do you like your hair stroked?
What wine do you like?
And what would you do if money were no object!

And thst kind of thing

I just went on the cucumber thread thinking it was you lot...

marking my place

Ok Psam:

Loud
No
No
Red
Buy a massive house with turrets.

See? Now we're bonding.

Without bondage!

What's yer favourite colour? red, no black, no purple.
And what music do you like? heavy metal/rock/nu metal.
And are you married? technically
And do you like your hair stroked? yes liberally, excepting for when i vomit.
What wine do you like? white
And what would you do if money were no object! buy a big house with more than 2 bedrooms.

Oh I forgot colour!
Err..Eau de Nil
Fuck me, I'm French!

i prefer vodka though.

How about you Psammy?

Favourite smell. : there's a very faint strawberry jam smell i pick up on women. I quite like it.

Fave wine : Chateau Nerf du Pape

fave sound : birds tweeting in morning.

oh oh, nothing much changes - im sunshinesissorry once known as lucyellensmum - waves at bitoffun, any fucker and punk, are you daft?