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At The Sign Of The Dappled Deer

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Psammead · 27/05/2011 18:36

A cloak and dagger thread. Or whatever floats your boat.

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FellatioNelson · 27/05/2011 21:08

Hmm are you drunk Psammy? I didn't understand a word of that. Grin Give it to me again in English.

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Psammead · 27/05/2011 21:09

It's te ipad.

What colour do you like seeing? A colour that mykes you feel happy.

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cannydoit · 27/05/2011 21:09

ok quick head count whose been naked in a hot tub?

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Psammead · 27/05/2011 21:09

Argh.

The
Males.

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Original poster
Psammead · 27/05/2011 21:10

Ffs.

MAKES!

God, I think I am drunk.

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cannydoit · 27/05/2011 21:12

woo i want to be drunk but do not want a repeat of the vomiting. but shall be tomorrow night cocktails and an 80's night awaits me. any one brighton way should come join.

SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 21:13

I think that Gster can kick off the haughtiness tonight. After all, we have been entertaining them for days now...

cannydoit · 27/05/2011 21:15

awww is gster missing his tugging tackle for the evening?

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Psammead · 27/05/2011 21:16

Aw FN I took so long to write the qu, please answerGrin

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HarrietJones · 27/05/2011 21:17

Ears pricked at the mention of hot tub?

cannydoit · 27/05/2011 21:19

i am thinking that i am the only one who has naked hot tub time.

FellatioNelson · 27/05/2011 21:20

Erm...happy, happy, ....I think I like blues and greens best, but especially that shade of soft blue that is almost purple, like a field of lavender in Provence.

SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 21:22

I've done naked hot tub time. And naked swimming pool. Nun and naked beach tooBlush

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Psammead · 27/05/2011 21:22

That's nice!

No nakedness in hottubs here!

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cannydoit · 27/05/2011 21:23

you dark horse sarah lol.

SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 21:25

Not really, just comfortable in my own skin, and brought up by parents who didn't think bodies were embarrassing.

northernrock · 27/05/2011 21:25

Nuns?? You lot are depraved!

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Psammead · 27/05/2011 21:25

Nun and naked?

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Gster · 27/05/2011 21:28

Sarah, fair do , i think after yesterdays frank confession about you know what ( wink wink ) , and all the rampant lady on lady action..

I have on occasion enjoyed a bit of prostate massage in the past ... i.e a finger up the bum whilst in the act.

< goes back to hoovering >

SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 21:28

No, no, no nuns. Bloody iPhone. And not necessarily naughty naked time. Just naked. Naked is very nice imo.

AnyFucker · 27/05/2011 21:29

What's yer favourite colour? taupe/grey
And what music do you like? old school disco
And are you married? yes, happily and fucked quite nicely thank you
And do you like your hair stroked? yes
What wine do you like? rose when hot, red when cold
And what would you do if money were no object! fuck off somewhere exotic

northernrock · 27/05/2011 21:29
cannydoit · 27/05/2011 21:30

i can never find the bloody prostate.

SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 21:32

Ahh, you mean BUMSEX Grin

Friday night is back on track. Put the hoover away, Gster. You have better stuff to do now.

And isn't it time for a saucy pm?

280169 · 27/05/2011 21:33

can I be in to lol followed the last one with interest

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