to think that God is being neglected in this forum.

[godlovesusall]

Having read this forum, I believe that a lot of God's wishes are being ignored. A lot of the issues mentioned here could be resolved if you all allowed Him into your lives.

He really does care.

yes dear.

Now run along.

as a Christian let me just say that sometimes my life is pants even with him there.

You know when people die or you grate your own finger into the crumble.

Life can still be shit-ish.

I know that's you Lee......

Poor old God. He must feel terrible. Does this amount to cyber-bullying?

godlovesusall- I agree but are you for real?

Is this a pee take thread? It sounds really patronising...
I believe in God wholeheartedly but not in this condescending way!

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well, I didn't vote for him.

That definitely merits a

Jesus loves you.

Everyone else thinks you're a cunt

OMG
There,will that do?

YABU
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Yes, I expect that God is really peeved that he didn't make it in last week's round up

snurk at shirley

I live in a Heathen land.. there is no hope for me...

Maybe if he posted a bit more often we wouldn't ignore him.

Maybe He gets jealous father ishoos at this time of year. Y'know, feeling supplanted by the baby.

Wish - I love that one.

Other variants include "everyone else thinks you're an ugly bugger" and "eveyone else thinks you're a fucking bastard". Not sure which is my favourite iteration.

My Dad calls people like this God Botherers. It sums it up nicely I think.

My mantra is this ' If their is a God, he's a twat, and I certainly don't wanna meet him'

Now piss off with ya, there's a cunt.

I don't believe in God and even if I did I don't think I'd find him on Mumsnet.

I haven't tried Godnet though

Well I am a Christian and I believe in God.

Didnt solve Cancer though, DD still died.

So what you got to say about THAT then?

I will pray for you.

If I may refer you to

I found GOD on facebook

I prefer

Smile, Jesus loves you
But I'm his favourite