to think that God is being neglected in this forum.

[godlovesusall]

Having read this forum, I believe that a lot of God's wishes are being ignored. A lot of the issues mentioned here could be resolved if you all allowed Him into your lives.

He really does care.

You would have to have a heart of stone to read the death of little nell ConstanceFelicity's post of 17:20 and not laugh...

There have been numerous chicken threads. There was the one about the chicken killing dog, and the one about chickens attracting crows.

MillyR - I don't fly. I'm everywhere at once. Omnipotence, Omniscience and Omnipresence all go together. Along with not existing.

Gin and chickens don't mix

A chicken-killing-dog?

Well at least they exist

Then can I suggest you come back in January and send Santa instead. This is really the wrong time of year for God to be about. We're all busy with Christmas.

Right. That's it UQD.

YOU'RE on the list.

Arse.

Is that you UCM?

Grimma - I am but a poor, flawed disciple, merely spreading the word
actually, didn't He quote the commandments? bet his spelling was shite.

haven't read the thread - I can predict how it's gone

However, funnily enough problems don't just disappear even if you do "have God in your life" that's kind of a myth - so I think you're talking bollox

surely God should have his own topic?

AM I BEING UNREASONABLE?? IT IS NOT FOR YOU TO DECIDE. I WILL BE AS 'UNREASONABLE' AS I FUCKING WELL LIKE.

AND I'M ALLOWED TO SHOUT.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, FUCK OFF. ETERNAL DAMNATION IS THAT-A-WAY

no no no SpringHeeled - it's

Croydon?

baroq, everyone knows that the road to hell is over there and it's paved with shit inventions.
Or is that honorable mentions?
Good vibrations?
Duff intentions?

Anyway, at least its paved, which is more than I can say for some of the roads around here. Death traps, I tell you.

dunno - it was the quick route to Besom's house on Saturday night in Edinburgh though - that twas hell, the longer route had the pavements cleared......the route we took was down hill, and covered in ice, and I had my heels on and several bottles glasses of wine inside me !

good intentions? I have many of them

aaaaah, that's better...

I am very well thanks Riven - even more so for skipping church yesterday in order to have a weekend away on my own

hey - I can't help it if they insist on church services being on Sundays

(I was missed apparently though.........ahh the joys of being the only organist at the church you're always missed when you go away )

Is it off the A483? If it is it's not gritted!

Does that mean hell's frozen over?

SGB I was hoping you'd find this thread

We have also had 'The BLUE chicken!!

For anyone who is offended, there is a brilliant function at the top 'hide thread' it's very handy