to think that God is being neglected in this forum.

[godlovesusall]

Having read this forum, I believe that a lot of God's wishes are being ignored. A lot of the issues mentioned here could be resolved if you all allowed Him into your lives.

He really does care.

BTW, I'd like to remind you I have many names.

And nobody's registered as Godster yet ...

So are we going to see a major scrap schism between Yahweh, Godisinthebuilding and ItsGodAgain or not ? I've got the drinks in especially!

Not until after Corrie!

amen.

That should kick things off nicely .

This is my favourite thread for ages apart from the Wilkos one. And the X-Factory ones. And the "female friends" one. I can't believe I was considering leaving back in the summer.

Woo hoo, bonus points!

I'll take a drink.

Dear God (either or you) or Yahweh, whoever is responsible, could you please unsmite my oven, I was really looking forward to a proper jacket potato tonight.

I believe that should god exist, he/she is probably quite big and powerful enough to worry about his/her own representation or lack thereof on MN.

I'm sure you mean well, but ROFL!!!

Sorry, slippers, we work in mysterious ways you know. I can't reveal the secret but ... there's a chip shop down the road

Hmmm, chips. Thanks God!

pleasure

Chips are indeed proof of a higher power at work .

The battered sausage is, however, the work of the devil.

That god guy is such a show off.

What about my feelings? I never get a look in. It's a good thing I'm above all that..

Oh yeah, Allah? Some of us aren't satisfied with only one heaven, are we? Who's the show-off?!

It's getting a bit crowded in here . It's handy that many religions abhor the demon drink or I'd have run out of gin by now.

Got to give you that one, Buddha
Fancy a bag of chips?

Look, would everyone who doesn't exist PLEASE stop posting. Except me.

Ta mate, cuppa wouldn't go amiss either.

milk 4 2 sugars

42 sugars Budda? explains a lot.

Funtime, Yahweh wants you to stop posting.

Bah, if you're all going to bond over a brew and some chips, then I'm off .

Yahweh I'm getting sick of your lip, I'm a pacifist but I reserve the right to change my mind.

It'll all end in tears with the pagans funtimewincies