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Original poster

to think that God is being neglected in this forum.

219 replies

godlovesusall · 06/12/2010 15:19

Having read this forum, I believe that a lot of God's wishes are being ignored. A lot of the issues mentioned here could be resolved if you all allowed Him into your lives.

He really does care.

OP posts:
funtimewincies · 06/12/2010 17:51
Xmas Grin
ChippingIn · 06/12/2010 17:51

PrettyCandles - I've only just come home, from the temp outside, I'd say it's quite possible.

BaroqinAroundTheChristmasTree · 06/12/2010 17:57

offended - am I supposed to be offended

Arghh - I wish people would tell me this stuff before I jump in Xmas Grin

YulenoYurbubson · 06/12/2010 18:03

Aww, everyone feels like that sometimes. It's just a really busy forum and sometimes people drop off the bottom of active convos. Tell him to try bumping his thread. Or maybe post at a different time of day - if he's looking for Friday night advice he won't get much joy mid morning on a Sunday.

funtimewincies · 06/12/2010 18:07

I'm offended too. And outraged. And disgusted.

Not about anything in particular, I just like to follow the crowd Xmas Grin.

UnquietDad · 06/12/2010 18:27

Much more fun than the Godster having his own topic would be for him just to post randomly in topics, but always IN CAPITAL LETTERS SO THAT WE KNOW IT'S HIM.

In Relationships he could post YES YOU SILLY WOMAN, HE IS HAVING AN AFFAIR AND MOREOVER IT IS WITH THAT COW AT NO. 42.

In Telly Addicts he could join the X-Factor threads and post OMG (ME) I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT CHURR SLAPPER GOT THROUGH OVER NICE TESCO MARY.

In Behaviour he could post NO HE DOES NOT HAVE ADHD, HE IS JUST AN ANNOYING LITTLE SOD.

It would be great fun.

Of course, we would have to have some way of distinguishing between the Godster and the nutters WITH CAPS LOCK ON ALL THE TIME.

GODisinthebuilding · 06/12/2010 18:32

HOW DARE YOU ALL MOCK ME LIKE THIS

GrimmaTheNome · 06/12/2010 18:35

Because this is Mumsnet and women don't like male authority figures shouting at us.

UQD does it for the hell of it.

GODisinthebuilding · 06/12/2010 18:37

WELL I FORMED MAN AND WOMAN IN MY IMAGE THEREFORE I AM NOT A MAN I AM A HERMAPHRODITE

SO CHILL OUT Xmas Wink

GrimmaTheNome · 06/12/2010 18:41

WTF couldn't you have pointed that out to St Paul and the other misogynist writers of your assorted holy books?Hmm

GODisinthebuilding · 06/12/2010 18:43

This shouting is too hard.

No I couldn't because when I gave humans life I also gave them free will - they were a right misogynist bunch back then (though I managed to convince a few of them to right about some of the female prophets and whatnot) and my plan of free will kind of back fired on me.

GrimmaTheNome · 06/12/2010 18:46

to right about

YHWH can't punctuate and GOD can't spell.
Hmm No wonder standards at GSCE are so low.

GODisinthebuilding · 06/12/2010 18:47

and even old St Paul couldn't make up his mind - as he told the church in Roman 16 to great and be nice to a bunch of female decaons and stuff (he was a typical man - couldn't make up his mind)

Yahweh · 06/12/2010 18:49

OI. THIS IS MY TURF.

GODisinthebuilding · 06/12/2010 18:49

look - they didn't have schools back them - I do my best. Xmas Grin

Now I am going to leave you in body - but not in spirit as my other children are calling me.

christmasheave · 06/12/2010 18:50

I've found the road to Hell in my AA roadmap. Its the A666 and it appears to go to Bolton.

GrimmaTheNome · 06/12/2010 18:54

I've always thought of it as going to Blackburn. Used it to get to the Blackburn arena - which to a shivering parent is a sort of frozen hell, come to think.

sarah293 · 06/12/2010 18:54

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BaroqinAroundTheChristmasTree · 06/12/2010 18:58

OMG - God showed up when I was off sorting the kids Xmas Shock

I missed all the fun again

funtimewincies · 06/12/2010 19:05

Ah Christmasheave, I was looking on a completely different page. Does that mean I'm on the right road for heaven ?

Only one word to say to Yahweh and Godisinthebuilding...

FIGHT!

SerendipitousHarlot · 06/12/2010 19:09

Loving this thread. A lot Grin

PressureDrop · 06/12/2010 19:13

God, did you get my son's letter saying what he wants for Christmas? Oh sorry, that was FC, wasn't it? I get a bit confused with all these mythical white bearded men, you see.

TyraG · 06/12/2010 19:20

Why is it that in pictures Jesus always looks like half the stoners in Berkeley? OMG I bet he was the one holding the "Why lie, I need money for pot" sign. Well he should be happy, I gave him a buck for honesty.

ItsGodAgain · 06/12/2010 19:22

Not to worry, PD, it happens all the time. People have been mixing me up with my brother, Nick, since time began.

I forwarded your son's letter. He was asking for a bit much IMO - would you like a bit of humility to pop into his Christmas stocking?

ItsGodAgain · 06/12/2010 19:29

I made Jesus black, actually, but what can you do? There were plenty of pictures of him, washing people's feet and suchlike, but your historians decided he must have been a Roman slave ... Hmm

You kind gesture didn't go unnoticed, Tyra! You got a bonus point for humour, too.