to think that God is being neglected in this forum.

[godlovesusall]

Having read this forum, I believe that a lot of God's wishes are being ignored. A lot of the issues mentioned here could be resolved if you all allowed Him into your lives.

He really does care.

I gave myself to Jesus.

But now he never calls...

I would just like to say I AM feeling terribly neglected and I don't exist.

Actually he doesn't. He told me. He said you are all a crashing disappointment and he often sits weeping, head in hands, wondering where he went wrong.

Mrs Cratchit,

Sounds like a tosser male... you should have got to know him better first.

It's true, I'm thinking of getting rid of you lot and starting again - though first I have to work out a way to start existing.

So y'all best stop neglecting me, right?

Jolly good OP.

Am a Christian mysef but MN has a dedicated spirituality area and if I want respect for my faith I have to respect how much faith others want in their lives- exen (or especially?) when it's zero. Or not Christian.

And lilke MrsDeVere says it doesn;t solve anything; at best it loans you a crutch to help get by.

Yahweh- isn't it supposed to be vowelless, like yhwh?

I'm sure I recollect that from Uni, no?

Only in Hebrew what with it not having vowels. I think. How should I know I don't even exist.

tsk.

Well since you've turned up, Yahweh, can you tell us what your wishes actually are at the moment? Because TBH to date you've made a right pigs ear of communicating them to us. The inconsistencies would make a sceptic think that what your believers say are your wishes are actually just their wishes or predjudices, so you really need to get your act together a bit better.

Yep Hebrew'd be right, for thhat seminar.

Chatting with someone who doesn;t exist eh? Sounds like a lot of the field trips we went on

'Having read this forum, I believe that a lot of God's wishes are being ignored.'

And it's only reading this forum that gives you that idea? The murderers, the rapists and Mumsnet, is it?

I don't think He's being neglected.

He just doesn't post much.

• there is a whole section devoted to faith. You'll find plenty of people in there.

Well, Grimma, I'm glad you asked me that, and as soon as I have finished work on the existing project, I'm planning a huge outreach, education and smiting program. I am hoping to focus group in the autumn.

For the moment you'll just have to muddle on.

Though obviously as I don't exist anyone basing something on the assumption that I do is wrong.

Actually, whoever's pretending to be y"", that is highly highly offensive.

Stop being so fucking ignorant

Not neglected, just not MN royalty .

There's a fair amount of judging goes on here too, so that angle is covered and I'm pretty sure that we'd smite if we were allowed .

You mean we're not?

It's all just a misunderstanding I'm afraid. I think. Though as I don't exist I wasn't there so can't say what happened.

It's all a bit silly really.

A forum to help people bond over shared experience, have a giggle when times are tough, counsel people having problems, send gifts to those in need, debate issues...

Yep no attributes of thegoodbitsof Christianity here, ohno.

Worship the [fbear]

Oops that was at AbodofLatkes.

I mean, I'm not even Jewish.

Don't say Jehovah- THUMP

And keep off my juniper bush.

Yes, but you should at least show a modicum of respect to people who are, or to the religion itself. You may not believe in it, but at least don't run around being offensive.

Anyway why pick on one poster? The link is to an explanation where the responder types "G-d". Which means even the OP would be offensive.

'The religion itself'

That name for God is also in the Christian faith. Have you never seen the Indiana Jones films?