to think that God is being neglected in this forum.

[godlovesusall]

Having read this forum, I believe that a lot of God's wishes are being ignored. A lot of the issues mentioned here could be resolved if you all allowed Him into your lives.

He really does care.

Eh, who says I don't exist? I've got followers. Admittedly they do it out of a sense of morbid curiosity but they all count!

But they've got mistletoe Buddha .

Oi Oi OI funtimewincies piss off yeah?

Fookin mistletoe.

Not so zen now, are you ?

Our Funtimewincies
Who art in er, the talkboards of MN
Hallowed be thy name....

Made me spit out my wine!

Bless you, child.

Ah sixpercent my child, you truly are one of the chosen .

Has Corrie finished yet?

hope you're not too strict on the whole Sin thing.
And I can't really do Sundays.

Who gave Buddha a bloody cushion? Not even a bona fida religion is Buddhism! If anybody gives the Great Pumpkin a glass of wine and a turn on the omniperiscope there be hell to pay!

there be hell to pay
There's always hell to pay

Except for with that Buddha chap, but then he wasn't a deity, just a bloke who sat under a tree and thought a lot.

There is no hell...

Well, I have to say the end of Corrie made my take my own name in vain

Grimma, haven't you got one of my loyalty cards? You can collect Good God Points to reduce your final bill. Some people don't have to pay any hell at all!

Playing hell, now that's a different thing ...

OpalFruits, I do like your omniperiscope.

OH MY GOD (and all the other people's gods who've popped in for a laugh)

you've frightened off the OP

bastards

that's only cos she was an infidel and fled from the one true god
all hail funtimewincies

oooo
I've been touched by a noodly appendage

FSM rules

Its a good thing two 'God' deities turned up, I'd been thinking if s/he is hermaphrodite there should be a pair.

sixpence. Sin isn't compulsory and I'm usually getting into my stride mid-week.