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to think that God is being neglected in this forum.

219 replies

godlovesusall · 06/12/2010 15:19

Having read this forum, I believe that a lot of God's wishes are being ignored. A lot of the issues mentioned here could be resolved if you all allowed Him into your lives.

He really does care.

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AlwaysbeOpralFruitstome · 06/12/2010 17:03

Oh God was on here a while back but as deity's go, he's not much into discussion, more of a 'Do as I say you before I righteously smite you' type. Doesn't go down well on here, especially on AIBU. Between you and me I think he got the hump at all the 'YABVVVVVVU's'and buggered off to watch over and over.

sixpercenttruejedi · 06/12/2010 17:05

it's the lord channelling through her! is the rapture starting on mumsnet? Shock

UnquietDad · 06/12/2010 17:07

I think He occasionally sneaks in to see what's happening on Sleb Twaddle. He quite likes the recipes too.

KerryMumblesFaints · 06/12/2010 17:07

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GrimmaTheNome · 06/12/2010 17:11

UQD: I think from that post we can deduce that you enjoy sneaking onto sleb twad and recipes. Even unbelievers ascribe their own desires to God! Grin

narkypuffin · 06/12/2010 17:11

AlwaysbeOpralFruitstome, are you sure you're not confusing him with

him?

StuffingGoldBrass · 06/12/2010 17:13

If you are one of the many dimwits who insists on having imaginary friend, remember that the rest of us are equally entitled to take the piss (in any kind of public forum) and not give a fuck in the first place.

There is, of course, a specific area of MN specially set aside for woo, bollocks and talking to imaginary friends. You will find likeminded gullible playmates there.

Yahweh · 06/12/2010 17:14

UQD - If you imply ONCE more that I follow Celeb news, once I exist your going to get SUCH a smiting.

UnquietDad · 06/12/2010 17:15

You may be omniscient, old fella, but you can't spell "you're"... Wink

GrimmaTheNome · 06/12/2010 17:17

Mebbe it was punctuation rather than vowels he wanted omitting today.

narkypuffin · 06/12/2010 17:18

Is your furry foe sorted SGB?

sixpercenttruejedi · 06/12/2010 17:18
  1. thou shalt embrace both correct spelling and proper use of grammar or die
MillyR · 06/12/2010 17:18

Yahweh, can I have a cairn terrier for Christmas?

GrimmaTheNome · 06/12/2010 17:20

The OP is truly blessed now SGB has turned up. She thought she was getting abuse before; now she'll be happily thinking Matthew 5:10-12 "Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake, For theirs is the kingdom of heaven"

ConstanceFelicity · 06/12/2010 17:20

This was a judgy thread to start with, but some of the responses are disrespectful. People are allowed to start threads about anything (and they do!) but it seems by the responses that God isn't one of them.

GrimmaTheNome · 06/12/2010 17:21

6%:

So where's your capital letter and full stop?

Yahweh · 06/12/2010 17:21

MillyR -I think it's Father Christmas you want for that one.

sarah293 · 06/12/2010 17:22

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MillyR · 06/12/2010 17:22

I think you're splitting hairs. You both have beards and fly about in the sky.

narkypuffin · 06/12/2010 17:23

Do you see people posting about chickens in AIBU?

(ignoring the gin related freezing emergency)

sarah293 · 06/12/2010 17:23

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nickeldonkeyonadustyroad · 06/12/2010 17:24

link to chickens thread?
please?

narkypuffin · 06/12/2010 17:24

Really Riven? Is he watching Julian Assange too?

GrimmaTheNome · 06/12/2010 17:24

Constance: if you want a serious religious thread, start it under the religion&philosophy topic (or whatever its called). Not under AIBU.

TheCoalitionNeedsYou · 06/12/2010 17:24

ConstanceFelicity - Maybe some of the things being disrespected aren't worthy of automatic respect.

It's perfectly possible to have reasonable discussion about Religion on here EVEN in AIBU. Starting a thread that kind of implies that none of us have HEARD of God and that we just need the good news is likely not to elicit that kind of response.

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