what advice woudl you give cheryl cole? ( on divorce)

[MrBricolage]

and moving on
from watching one close to me it would be

"when you think you are thinking straight you arent" give yourself a LOT of time

..dont think she needs to worry about family tax credits

and just cos oyu trusted him when he was marrried to you . dont trust him wiht the legal stuff

Don't do a katie price and start seeing someone straight away

according to the sun she spent the night with a dancer

oh yes first one is reboundtastic

Do not trust a bloke for a long long time.

You will be particularly vulnerable and prey for any old twat who comes in your life with some kind words.

Give yourself longer than you would think necessary being single before going into a new relationship because your mind will be all over the shop.

don't whack any toilet attendants

Since there are no kids involved, I'd advise her to cut all ties as quickly as possible, make sure joint stuff is split/allocated and finished with. He has caused her a lot of pain and there is no reason for her to have anything to do with him ever again.

Don't release any more music

yes so lucky no kids

"You will be particularly vulnerable and prey for any old twat who comes in your life with some kind words" that'll be Simon Cowell tghen.

what a pair they would be.
aw.
dont haev any relationship for a while id say

Ih hf-randomweird numbers is to be believed - the public may well forgive a lesbo thing with Kimberley. Dogging, however, my be a step too far

also

Don't ever tattoo a bf's/dh's name on your body. If you must, do it in Hindi script or sommat, so much easier when if you split.

Every cloud - you will never have to watch a godawful crappy Chelsea match again in your life.

Give peter Andre a call for tips on how to come out of it looking like an angel and make your ex look a bitch

Next time marry someone with an IQ higher than a ping pong ball.

god yes and feign interest in sporty goingson

ooh yes get Peter Andres number

dont be interested if he gets a bird around his new place.
And smash up his car.

ahem.
( not me not me)

Another look on the bright side statement - you can get married again, however next time you will probably be some kind og megastar in america and far more stylish that you were when had wedding to Ash. Hence your wedding dress will be far nicer than the monstrosity you chose first time round.

ooh ooh
TIME yourself in any convo when you talk about the divorce
and stop after say 3 minutes.
It gets dull.

no get p andre's agent's number

ooh very well done GOML
think of it as a chance to erase wedding dress hell.

or both

oohlala

Make sure you eat something. This is no time to get all skinny again. (Well, that's what my mother would say)