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what advice woudl you give cheryl cole? ( on divorce)

271 replies

MrBricolage · 23/02/2010 17:11

and moving on
from watching one close to me it would be

"when you think you are thinking straight you arent" give yourself a LOT of time

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hf128219 · 25/02/2010 22:49

Who says we don't know her? I'm her wigmaker dealer. Don't jump to conclusions.

scottishmummy · 25/02/2010 22:52

LOL,poor widdle cheryl just like girl next door

well my neighbours aren't big haired batterers and convicted criminals

if you traipse the detritus of your life around media and sell yourself like a commodity(inc personal moments like wedding) then you are asking to be judged

and hell i judge her amazing reinvention from convicted crim to doe eyed songstrel

kitchensinkdrama · 25/02/2010 22:56

hf128219 you are hilarious! Catchy nametag too...x

mrsruffallo · 25/02/2010 22:58

I think she should learn to play the piano. or the guitar. And write some songs

scottishmummy · 25/02/2010 23:01

cheryl couldnt master comb and paper.musical she isnt

kitchensinkdrama · 25/02/2010 23:02

perhaps even learn to sing? or is that asking too much?

MollieO · 25/02/2010 23:03

She has written songs apparently, on her album.

scottishmummy · 25/02/2010 23:04

singing?naw shes definitely not mastered that. jesus wept posh spice has a better voice and thats going some

thecoffeelady · 25/02/2010 23:20

ok ladies, sorry for being nice!

weehector · 25/02/2010 23:50

'She's gotta fiiight, she's gotta fight for this love, she's gotta fiight'...

Come on girls, Ashley obviously didn't think she was worth it. Don't see her doing much fighting for her love either so probably just another big (beardy?) PR marriage after all.

UnquietDad · 26/02/2010 00:01

But if it was all a big beardy PR marriage, wasn't FIVE strumpets overdoing it a bit for "plausible dumpability" exit strategy? You only need one.

BaggyAgy · 26/02/2010 08:59

Hi, no I need Peter Andre's telephone number.

Seriously, poor Cheryl, is it possible that she will repeat her poor choice of men and follow Ash up with yet another rogue? She should take a long hard look at her marriage, her attitudes and beliefs and his, and get some therapy if necessary to help her avoid repeating her bad choices. Footballers and most very successful men have high testosterone and men with high testosterone have a high sex drive and often cheat. They are successful and feel they are ENTITLED to. Beware successful men, but she probably doesn't want a quiet house-husband. At least she is rich and beautiful and close to her mum.

noddyholder · 26/02/2010 09:01

They will be back together by xmas

hf128219 · 26/02/2010 09:03

Noddy - would not be surprised in the least.

noddyholder · 26/02/2010 09:05

I think I might put some £ on it!I think they are co dependant

flashharriet · 26/02/2010 09:40

What about a rebound relationship with Stan Collymore?

UnquietDad · 26/02/2010 09:45

A quiet house-husband would suit her quite well, I think. But she doesn't realise that. She wants a man who flashes the cash and hangs out in the same gaudy nightclubs.

pagwatch · 26/02/2010 09:48

she wants to shag John Terry and watch the whole of Fleet Street implode.

miniminxer · 26/02/2010 10:37

dont get involved with another 'celebrity' very few celebrity relationships last...

UnquietDad · 26/02/2010 12:44

Do many celebrities marry "civilians" though? And if they do, doesn't the spouse kind of become a sleb by association? (e.g. the WAGs, Tana Ramsey etc.)

noddyholder · 26/02/2010 13:25

Now rumours doing the rounds that cashley slept with one of her band mates !!

UnquietDad · 26/02/2010 13:28

Oo-er...

this will not end well!!

UnquietDad · 26/02/2010 13:32

Source please noddy - popbitch? holymoly??...

hf128219 · 26/02/2010 13:37

They've both been at it with everyone.

noddyholder · 26/02/2010 13:38

holymoly i think saying it will be in sunday press.i agree with hf no one innocent here They will let this settle and then re unite