what advice woudl you give cheryl cole? ( on divorce)

[MrBricolage]

and moving on
from watching one close to me it would be

"when you think you are thinking straight you arent" give yourself a LOT of time

god i hope she doesn't expand her 'brand' and start flogging horrible underwear or weird homeware

"when you think you are thinking straight you arent"

Try:
"when you think you are straight you arent"

How do you think we could lure her onto this thread, so she is able to follow our brilliant halfbaked advice?

lol does anyoen care if she is straight or not?

Here you go UQD

No, not her Su...

Sorry if i was unclear.

Re expanding the brand... wasn't she supposed to be "writing" (ahem) "books" (ahem?)

Their house has a "library", I am told. Not sure how many books. Poor Ashley, being kicked out before he has had a chance to finish colouring them all in.

(And yes, I'm hoping she is straight. Part-time.)

Thanks Marioncole, that was the photo I remember!

She looks good in specs.

She should do a Marilyn and try to find an Arthur Miller type. Wonder who that could be?

Martin Amis - NO

Irvine Welsh - NO

I KNOW - Gareth from The Choir.

Lol at their house having a library.

Apropos of not much, I once viewed a house which looked like the sitting room have lovely floor to ceiling bookshelves in the alcoves (blurry photo in particulars).

Went to view house and whole bookshelves filled with about 400 VHS videos. Not a book in the house.

Reader, I judged them.

Don't know Gareth from Choir.

Only Gareth I know is Garteh Gates.

Perhaps Chez can hook up with Joe McElderry (eww)

Gareth from The Choir is that nice (if slightly effete) boy who did wonders getting "ordinary" kids to sing on TV last year.

They'd be lovely together

"Let me introduce you to some Chopin, Cheryl"

"Whoosat, pet?"

LOL UQD - I can see the fighting the in court room.

I want the colouring books

No you can't even stay in the lines, you wrecked my favourite one.

wonder how she is in twitter

'lol does anyoen care if she is straight or not? '

It'd make her more interesting i think.

I wonder if Si got Ellen to do American Idol to see how how Americans react to gay judges?

I am wondering what she is now going to do with that Mrs C tattoo on her neck.

No more tattoos please particularly if you go on to marry the man.

She would do well to avoid rebound relationships.

No more bad boys. Bad boys are just that - bad. As she has discovered, I suppose she thought she could change him and her love would see them through (sigh).

let's see

ooh how lovely would it be if cheryl and peter andre got together, not only would they have beautiful babies but imagine the bitching between her and KP hee hee.

Anyway cheryl:
Sell the house and get ur own place
Cut all ties with dickhead
Dont give him a penny
Remember you are pretty and rich and successful, you havent got that much to worry about love
Remember your geordie roots, pull yourself together and think 'screw ashley' and get on with the rest of your life

Gareth from the choir is married- she def does not want to go there!

Aw I'm disappointed to hear that.

I'm liking the idea of Princess Cheryl. Although if I were her in that situation, I'd be checking the brake-cables and airbags in every car I got into.

LOl at Gareth from the choir.
like theyd have SO much in common

As fab as this "Queen Chezza" idea is, I don't really see her with William. She's too hot for him. Maybe Harry would be better, but then she wouldn't be queen unless something happened to Wills. Too complicated.