what advice woudl you give cheryl cole? ( on divorce)

[MrBricolage]

and moving on
from watching one close to me it would be

"when you think you are thinking straight you arent" give yourself a LOT of time

no one marries barry the accountant, except for perhaps sandra the administrative spinster

Or Linda the school secretary

I can see her doing the "There woz three of uz in this marriage like" interview with Martin Bashir. With heavy eyelashes.

"Noo. Hang on... ah needz a minute... one... two.. three... four... haway, there was SIX.. nooo, SEVEN of uz in this marriage."

"Ah woon't never be Queen like, but queen of people's hearts, haway, yes, that'd be canny."

And then going to Paris and - no, maybe not.

Naah Brad is getting all haggard now.

Ang has sucked all the life force out of him.

By the way I do hope Jennifer A doesn't get back with Brad if the inevitable happens. I will be so pissed off with her if she does (bet your quaking in your boots Jen).

i reckon LA

i am looking forward to the divorce chic. will she go sober sexy librarian or 'whahaay i'm a right slapper me'.

Oh we so need someone like Chez in the palace.

It would revive interest in the monarchy and everything.

I mean look at Kate M, uncle Gary the cocaine dealer and all. She is not that further up the social scale than our pet Chez.

And rest of GA can be bridesmaids in the royal party.

WHO can arrange for this to happen

I'm betting "sexy librarian".

ooh i htink Japanese designer.

all minimalist
and bin teh birds nest hair

BUT goml - think of Monaco and princess grace

I think Chez will go all femme serieuse a la Geri Halliwell circa 1998 when she was UN peace ambassador or something and wore grey shift dresses and looked like Louise Woodward.

Yes, but I think we're done comparing her with princesses who had unwise adventures in cars...

yes i am liking japanese, will there be specs?

yes i think
and a BIG hair change

(htinks back tp post natal hair restyle disasters)

Chez will so cut her hair.

Think graduated bob. Bleached. She will end up looking like Sarah Harding (ooh UQD potential dilemma there for you ,mate!)

tis an unwritten rule the big hair change.

My advice to Cheryl would be

apologise to that chick you punched in the face

oh yes blonde defo

THEREOFRE our advice should be DONT change your hiar
and step away from the sleeping pills

I'm sure there exists a photo of her in glasses. Not sunglasses - actual specs. If I google "cheryl cole glasses" can I rely on you lot to back me up to DW, when she looks at the History, that this is not some strange internet porn fetish?

Or she might go all mad manic like posh spice in light of Rebecca Loos revelations (cue jaunty japes in alps, hanging off David's neck on red carpet events, Cruella devil type red lippy).

Actually, the Queen Chezza thing is growing on me.

According to the DM, Cashley's going to have to go before the board of Chelsea to "explain himself". Wonder if Abramovich is on the board? Wonder if Cashley might just mysteriously disappear after disgracing his club?

Nooo she should not wear specs.

Think of dizzy people in specs - they look vaguely stupid (think Kerry Katona).

lol at mad pill poppink ocd nutter.

Oh Simon needs to ditch insanely named make up artist and start courting (lol at word) Chez. Cos I think Prince Will is too much to hope for.

Shame though. Pissed off (not really) at thought of Princess Middleton.