what advice woudl you give cheryl cole? ( on divorce)

[MrBricolage]

and moving on
from watching one close to me it would be

"when you think you are thinking straight you arent" give yourself a LOT of time

Get some acting lessons.

I've seen these Team Cheryl t-shirts with "3 words - young free single" on the back - quite right!
bragitup.spreadshirt.co.uk/
Can't believe she is 26 and divorced already!

I was divorced at 22 cjbrough. Currently filing for second at aged 39!

'All i think is, she is lucky did not get preggers by her husband.'

You have to have sex to get pregnant though.

Advice for Cheryl? Stop trying to be Victoria Beckham!

Aaawwww I would like her and Simon to get together. They are both sort of nice but with a total sense of humour bypass and delusions of grandeur. Perfect.

isnt Simon engaged now to his make up lady?

I think young beautiful very thin girls are not sexy and young men are rampant in their 20s(as are healthy women)I think CC looks so thin I doubt she is very sexual and is more career

keep your punching fist restrained

do not get your husbands name tattooed on the back of your neck.

lol lucykate [grin}

I get the impression that a lot of people on here are not taking SCs engagement v seriously??

well, if Ashley is as big a slapper as he's alleged to be then she ought to get herself down the clap clinic asap.

lol LeQueen, it was a love affair

I would consider next single very carefully. After
"we've gotto fight for this love, if its worth having its worth fighting for" it may be wise to avoid
"I still love him so, he was faithful and definately not gay, never had a high opinion of himself and certainly not a ratty little fuck" could be just a little bit of a stretch

UQD, I get where you're coming from but I don't think you have a leg to stand on. It always annoys me when I hear of the geeky boys at school bemoaning the fact that the pretty girls wouldn't look at them.

Why didn't you look at the clever, sensitive girls instead of the pretty ones, if you're so deep, true and meaningful? It goes both ways - last time I looked Cheryl was as deep as a pancake so why is she on your radar at all?

Anyhoo. I think that now would be the ideal time to resurrect those appallingly fabulous Catherine Cookson telly adaptations (I drive DP to edge of his sanity by watching them on cable every Sunday night). Cheryl is clearly thick as two short planks and can't 'do' accents, luckily her own accent and looks would make her the ideal urchin, adopted in at the big house, abused by her wicked stepmother and now fighting for her rightful inheritance.

Although I expect her acting skills may be dull, limp, lifeless...

pagg are you a songwriter?? That was inspired!

morris

why thank you SPB.

No , not actually a song writer but I find ratty little fuck works and scans in almost any situation.

I agree that Gareth from The Choir would be Cheryl's perfect rebound boyfriend. She could cry on his little shoulder and he could teach her to sing. We'd all benefit.

Cheryl please hook up with him asap. I'm counting on you learning to sing before I suffer see you in concert in June [begging emoticon] .

Totally agree with Morris. I see this with fuckwit male friends all the time. I love the dears, but would never date them. They think they're George Clooney (more George from Seinfeld) and wonder why stupid pretty girls don't go for them. They then completely ignore, lovely and intelligent girls who actually have two braincells to rub together.