Murray Mints, Murray Mints, too good to hurry mints
Its frothy man - Cresta
Melts in your mouth, not in your hand - Treets
Your flexible friend - Access
The appliance of science - Zanussi
Put a tiger in your tank - Esso
The dirt says hot, the label says not - Ariel
Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is - Alka Seltzer
Sweet as the moment when the pod went pop - Birds Eye Peas
A little dab'll do ya - Brylcreem
How do you eat yours? - Creme Egg
Probably the best lager in the world - Carlsberg