Omg I shagged the vicar

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BC for this one!!

last summer I moved to a new village with my 2 teen DC’s following my divorce. I’ve made a real effort to integrate into village life and joined a cycling group which I love.

a couple of new members joined a few months ago, one of whom is the vicar from a nearby parish. He’s 39 single. I’m 43.

on Friday we all met for drinks snd I ended Ho inviting a group back to my house. Kids are away with their dad. We all had a few more drinks at my house before people started heading home. There’s been a little bit of flirtation between me and the vicar and it ended up just me and him- we had some more wine and he was being very complimentary and was clearly trying it on. We ended up kissing and I’m afraid that I ended up shagging him on my kitchen sofa. Very out of character for me.

im now mortified that I have to see him at cycle meet this week. My friends think it’s hilarious but im worried he’ll think I’m loose and common. 😲

Good for you! You're both single 😊

Ah, get in! And if you are loose and common, then so is he!

Even if he does think you are 'loose' ... I bet he wasn't thinking that on your sofa 😆😆

Frankly, if he does - that says more about @him than you.

Is that you, Dame Jilly? 😁

You have a male vicar? Most that age are women .

That’s Made me laugh

You are Phoebe Whaller-Bridge!

You're worried HE will think YOU are 'loose and common'? Surely he's the one who is supposed to be sexually conservative, not you? I absolutely abhor this sexual double standard that some women apply to themselves far more than the average man does

Do you think he’s loose and common?

I’m assuming you don’t so why should he think that about you?! Another one saying good for you 😊

Did you yell “Oh my god!” as you reached your ‘pinnacle’?
I’m sure he’d have judged you for that.

If you’re loose and common, WTF does that make the man whose literal day job is the moral welfare of his parishioners?

Good for you to get some fun!!!!

Good for you! Channel your inner Fleabag and enjoy your hot priest

'BC for this one!'

I hope you did indeed use birth control 🤣

Are vicars allowed to do that … thought sex before marriage was a sin.

Regardless, sounds fun OP 🤣

I'd rather be "loose and common" than be the type of person who would use that phrase, to be honest.

You are both single so I can’t see the problem.

Do you want to shag him again? Do you think there could be a future in it?

B-limey!

How did you manage to turf the cat off the kitchen sofa though?

A rare breed

It’s a bit ‘more v vicar’ than more tea.🤣

Well you've certainly integrated into the community 😂

I think you need to move 1000 miles away and all change your identities. Stay indoors until at least 2036 and you may stand a chance of going on to lead a full and purposeful life after that.

OR

You can just pretend everything is perfectly fine and all that's changed is you now know how big the vicars knob is 🤔

Have you seen / heard from him since? All sounds pretty reasonable of you’re both single and attracted to each other.

Praise be!

Kitchen sofa? Missing the point I know...

Crikey it’s been decades since I heard a woman worry she might be seen as ‘loose or common’ after a casual shag. Did you time slip from the 70s?

Haha I thought about that too! Must be a nice, big kitchen to accommodate a sofa.