Last thing you said out loud

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Ok

Get in Mateta!

What did she do?

No thanks, nothing from the kitchen but could you pass the box of fudge please?

Goodnight cat; goodnight not-cat.

Go and have a bath now, I’ve told you three times already.

take my socks off and rub my feet please!

We should watch LoD now, season 1, Tony gates (and then I said “oh Tony” in a Jackie laverty impression)

Do you want a wet pillow case or are you OK darling? You seem OK, we will see how you go.

Thank you.

No it's ok he just burped (to dog A who started barking cos he thought dog B barked)

Anyone seen the TV remote!

She's such a snob

No I don't have hydrogen peroxide in the house, I don't even know what it is. Why on earth do you want it

Have a look at flights to Paris from Heathrow.

husband : We have finally outsmarted x (our daughter) it took long enough!

me : yep

Night babe

And if the bed bugs bite?

Alexa, play music.

But I talk to myself Al the time so there may be more before bed....

The firemen came into our back garden, jumped the tall fence and were speaking to someone in (neighbour)’s garden, no idea what’s going on.

I have left the bathroom light on

Can you change the can can bag.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 (counting salsa steps after lesson)

‘Are you ok?’ My son is in bed with me and had a bad dream 🥲

You’ll be alright

Fgs crows will you shut up, very loud outside.