What was the last thing you said out loud?

[DandyMaker]

Ohhhh.

Lord have mercy

Dinner's ready

Would you like to go out into the garden for a while? (To the cat)

No, you can't have two Magnums.

Oh dear

Thanked dh for bringing me in a cup of tea.

They've done it before, changed a tablet to a soluble tablet

😂

Taggggggart!!!!!! Don't eat the coal!!!

About 11?

"I don't understand why you can't just pause what you're doing and send me the photos"

"Yes, do go outside and stop harassing me."

To the cat. She thinks she needs to follow me around the entire house, miaowing loudly and repeatedly in case I forget she exists for a few seconds.

Shoo. Stop lIcking my food.

(Said to cat)

Friction burns!

I think I’ll have a beer too

It's fine Bubba, just leave it alone

At it again are we?

Yes yes YESSSS 🤣🤣🤣

‘17th May they want that money.’

The registry office for our wedding in June :)

Yes, i think if you get the penguin to the back of the board it might turn into a queen? Maybe?

Do you want a dry roasted peanut?

I'll be back in a minute, baby.

(To my very poorly elderly dog. It's been a rough few days)

you are such a beautiful puss

Spoil me spoil me!

Guacamole 🥑

Fanks