What was the last thing you said out loud?

[DandyMaker]

Ohhhh.

Get your pjamas on

Go the FUCK to sleep.

Sotto voce and they are too small to understand, but still, fucking SLEEP.

Oh dear

I didn't watch the last one and thought the later ones went a bit weird.

"I'm not interpreting grumpy noises. If you want to talk to me use your proper words."
6 year old's bedtime not going well tonight!

Will you go and let him out please.

Asking dd to let the woofing dog out.

She had better not be bloody complaining!

That was a nice day, thanks.

I love you too (to my child)

Where's cat? (Talking to my cat asking her where the other cat is)

Thanks!

Just five mins

Is Masterchef on at 8 or 9?

Two minutes

(To bedtime)

😂😂

Night night, love you so much.

Cool

I'm confused about which husband is which and whose house they are in.

Go on, off you go!

To dd! Age 10!

These are my favourite socks! But not for shoes, only for in the house

"It's bass darling"
To my sick cat.

To Dh: Can you give the dog a night night cuddle?

'For Fucks sake' at a thread on here...😂

It's illegal to have the heating on in April

"You just burped" to DH. He had. He then noted that I had farted loudly, also true. 🤣