What was the last thing you said out loud?

[DandyMaker]

Ohhhh.

She looking wonderful, so lovely.

I often talk to my 14yr old cat in 3rd person for some reason. She is indeed looking wonderful, she's amazing for her age. The other one is chronologically younger but has aged faster. I think her sweet disposition and lack of brain keeps the 14yr old young.

for gods sake get your furry bum in here now

to my one dog who was dawdling around leaving me standing in the wind and rain

Would you like a coffee?

Alexa, what size is a king sized bed in centimetres?

(I was changing my bed covers and couldn't get the buggery bottom sheet to fit so checked the label!)

"I swear you're actually trying to kill me"

To stupid cat under my feet on the stairs. Again.

Good morning girlies - to my dogs. But can I just say the last thing my Dh said to me this morning was “you look beautiful “ - which doesn’t happen very often. Made me feel so happy.

'No you can't have a muffin, we've already had this conversation' to the dog.

Do you need anything else before I get in the bath?

How dare he?

Which unicorn is going to eat the cupcake?

Come on, it's nearly midnight, time for bed.

To my 13 yo son who is staring at car pictures.

"What's the matter?" - to DCat1, who was complaining and running around under the bed. (She was building up to doing a poo.)

ETA "Good baby" after she did it. 😸

I don’t know why you have that stupid haircut to a character on a tv show

Lucky you! 😉

Mine: "0h for the love of God it's way too early...why are you off for a run NOW?...and thanks for waking me up" <grumpily>

Have I not got a block of cheddar in either fridge then? That's unusual. Oh well.

"Porridge"

Don't lick that!!!

(to the cat)

£63 for 4 mugs?!!! But I do really love them 🙈

"Well, I really enjoyed that"

I think you need to use Pythagoras theorem

Where are you going?! No. You know the rules.. into the dishwasher!!!

You can have a little bit more but not all of it. Leave some for my lunch tomorrow.

Look at your little claw feet :-)

A string of blood curdling expletives, as a tidal wave of greasy water erupted over the counters, due to a nasty pan slipping into the half sink.
I won't trouble you with the specifics.