What was the last thing you said out loud?

[DandyMaker]

Ohhhh.

"For the millionth time go and have a shower"

Can I go back to my Buddhist video now?

Your last words out loud were two days ago?

Ten minutes til bedtime!

Shit

Can I have alcohol with Phenoxymethylpenicillin?

I said the last word very slowly....

Yes

Am I skinny yet?

(After eating a salad) 🤷‍♀️

"You are a big fluffy carpet slug" to the cat.
Cat hairs on the carpet again.
Never-ending.

GO TO SLEEP

Said to my DD7 who is an absolute nightmare at bedtime and I'm at the end of my rope

The Owl and Hitchhiker.

No. Go to sleep.

I love you little man to my tortoise

That pineapple was only £1 in Sainsburys you know.

Keep the bloody noise down

Plimps.

They have them in Europe, too.

Oh fuck off

To the car behind me as I turned down a quiet road to get away from his boy racer vibes but alas he went the same way 😆

Alexa, is it going to rain tomorrow?

(55% chance, apparently.)

Thank you angel... to my husband as he handed me my dinner whilst I sat drinking wine and watching One Tree Hill.

Stop asking questions and go to bed!!!!

(To autistic DC who has been asking questions non stop for hours)

No, not you, put your ear holes down

Said to DCat2 as she was listening to my conversation with her sister! Well more of an instruction 'no you can't go through there, go the long way round'

"Go on Roxie you're allowed to go upstairs without me"

To the dog who stands in the doorway of the lounge staring at me. I know she wants to go and lie on the bed but won't unless I go with her

"Do some revision!!" Shouted downstairs, which is as effective as you would expect. Roll on end of June . . .

"I think he said at the police station that he hadn't shagged her"

We're watching Baby Reindeer 😂