What was the last thing you said out loud?

[DandyMaker]

Ohhhh.

Night night, don’t shit in the living room.

Hello Henry...

Fucksake

Goodnight

Be quiet please!
(my son is still talking at a normal level at nearly midnight in his bedroom) he has ASD and finds it hard to talk quietly to himself

“Night, love you, please be here in the morning!”

(to son who has exams this week and should be revising tomorrow/more, but has got into the habit of driving to gf house 20 miles away at stupid o’clock to stay over - 23:54 and still here so there is some hope!)

This is a load of shit, I'm going to bed - watching the latest season of the crown.

Go to sleep you won't get up for nursery - to darling child 3 who is still fighting sleep

Night night. Love you both

To my Mum who phoned for her nightly call.

I did the purple first.

No I don't need a receipt thanks

You're a naughty little bugger (addressed to the dog).

Sweet dreams angel, i love you…to the dog last night.

"Hello puss-puss" to one of my cats, obviously.

'Get your bum off my breakfast'. To a kitten who'd jumped onto the kitchen table and immediately put down again.

Thank you - )to dh who brought me a cup
Of tea before leaving for work)

“” When I tripped over. Unfortunately I was waiting for a teams meeting to start and wasn’t on mute!

"Well done on getting yourself ready for school."

What do you want to turn your nose up at this morning?

(To the fussy cat!)

Velcro, you are such a twat (to my cat)

Come on eat your breakfast...it's getting late.

( or words to that effect !!!)

I’ll be in again on Friday mum, bye

Bye love you

It's three.

Why is it bloody raining when my weather app says it's sunny? (When I opened the curtains just now)