What was the last thing you said out loud?

[DandyMaker]

Ohhhh.

Well if you're having a bath, I'm going to watch interior design masters.

Smug twatbag (I am watching MAFS)

Dry your hair!!!!

In you come.

I'll be the judge of that.

My eyes...😫

It's Phil Daniels he looks like

Goodnight my gorgeous baby (to DC1, 13 😄)

Don't forget my wine

Your face!
(I was chuckling at the surprised expression on my cat's face, before anyone thinks I was insulting some poor person 😂)

He wouldn’t say he is a dictator though

Did you have a good mooch? What a handsome boy you are!
(I just let the dog in).

Camomile please, thanks baby!

I’m about to ask him if he wants another - rock and roll in this house tonight!

" "
I went for the 'dramatic silence'. 👀
I hope it works... 🙏

I can get the train from local stations at 635 or you can drop me to town station for 715

Do you want a cup of tea love?

Is your bag ready for tomorrow? (To DS who never gets up early enough to do it in the morning).

I’m so tired, I want to go to bed

said at 7.30 and I still haven’t gone! 🤣

Fair enough, I'll just continue to lie here even if you're not going to sleep

She's sleeping 👀

I've walked 24,000 steps today why aren't I a size 8?

Sorry wrong number
(2 days ago)

You're welcome to sore feet

Why would it cost 4.6 million?

"Bloody hell, Morpheus has let himself go..."

Get me another one!

To DS17 after he stole my glass of water (he does this on a daily basis whenever I put a drink down in his presence).