What was the last thing you said out loud?

[DandyMaker]

Ohhhh.

"Night girls, you're all shut in"

You should see our bloody roads!

In response to Michael Palin declaring the roads in Nigeria are bad.

Qué?

I am not Spanish.

"Has the Light gone green? Yes"
Said to myself.

Stop humping your sisters head (to the rabbits, in case context is required)

Pelvic tilts are good for diastis, I’ll do them on my ball

Thanks darling

Oh for fuck's sake that poor woman has completely wasted her time for the last 10 weeks

MAFS

Do I need to be here for this?

How on earth did they find Luke Mitchell guilty?

I love you

Night night. Sleep tight. When we wake up in the morning I won’t have a ten year old any more. I’ll have an eleven year old. I can’t believe it. Love you.

Hello my lovely baby darling sweetie. Where have you been? Come and sit on mummy's lap.

All this was said to my cat who I had not seen for hours.

"Well, if you'd like to." 😂

I really hope they don't ban eating cake.

Hello beautiful (to my cat)🥰

To be fair I was very disappointed.

No they’re not they’re shits really

I'm making a cup of tea. Do you want one?

Stop snoring!

Night kitties. I love you

I told you to delete TikTok! (To ds who is easily distracted and doing GCSEs this year)

'goodnight darling, love you'

Good night, girls. Imagine pleasant nonsense. (After putting the dogs to bed)

Night night, love you ❤️
(To my 7 year old!)