My kid has just given me the most epic Christmas list

[catinboots123]

I don't know if I'm in awe or outraged

BTW we are normal people not Rothschild

I love how real is circled 😂 just to make sure you know.

You've got to admire the optimism

Very reasonable when it comes to the diamonds!

Haha "dont get cause very expensive" is adorable

God that puts ds's snorkel and hot water bottle to shame 🤣

That's amazing.

The onesie at the end is very sweet though.

I love it!
Shows an understanding that money doesn’t grow on trees but still a gorgeous level of optimism!

Ok this is fab - how old is DC

PJs and an oversized dressing gown it is then

I also love that "real diamond chain" and airpods are under "don't mind but don't matter if not"

I love it. How old is your kid @catinboots123? The combination of biggest teddy in the world plus all the hyper-specific tech demands is really cute yet funny because it's so incongruous. Definitely a kid in transition. I'm guessing maybe 9 or 10? (No need to share if you really don't want to :) )

I just had to google the keyboard! Good luck with that! How old is your DC? I have a 2 year old and am kinda hoping he'll be excited by stickers and bubbles forever...

I love how the mark the diamond expensive but actually its possibly cheaper than alot of the other things on the list lol

Love this! Sort of image of child with Nike air, a onesie and a diamond chain scooting about....

Awww I love it 😂 they know they are a chancer too. "Don't get cause very expensive" (but still on the list just incase lol)

Glad she's prioritising the biggest teddy in the world over a diamond chain. Although 340cm does seem quite specific?

@wertheppl

Awww I love it 😂 they know they are a chancer too. "Don't get cause very expensive" (but still on the list just incase lol)

Mine do this. They’ll put a realistic list up and one not so realistic with the brackets (these are just ideas, you don’t have to get these) 😂 Though tbf there are apparently children who would be disappointed with even that. Anyone else see the post yesterday from the parent panicking that her dd is going to be upset at getting ‘only’ ten presents on top of her 1k MacBook or whatever it was 😱

Brilliant. My 10 year olds is

iPhone 13
Horse
iPad Pro
Horse
Horse
Air Force 1s
Horse
Horse stuff
Pjs
£20 Claire's voucher
Horse
Perfect pet
Horse
Fake oodie from primark
Pens and pencils
Pho kit
Cook book

He's 11 and very funny but I think this list was written entirely seriously.

Not sure about the 340cm teddy. Very specific

I like that he’s written “Nike airmax (trainers) (from Nike)” just in case you’re so old that you have no idea what Nike is

Haha I love it!

You need to buy him the biggest teddy all 340cm 😂😂😂

Amazing list! Sort of a mixture of trying to be older, but still maintaining that childhood dream (big teddy).

No MacBook then?

That's adorably impressive 😂

This made me smile