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[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

I will ask for advice, and you have to answer using only a quote from somewhere else on Mumsnet. Then you can ask for the next piece of advice. (best to quote the advice question you're answering in case there's cross-posting)

Okay, first question: What should I wear to my cousin's wedding?

Is half a lettuce leaf, a teaspoon of grated cheese and a single raisin too much for lunch for my 3 year old?

"Toilet smell wafting into the food preparation area would put me off, so it's a no from me."

Should I book a holiday abroad for next month?

I felt slightly nauseous this morning, am I pregnant?

"Didn't think that this was actually allowed with the U.K. building regulations?"

Do you tip your hairdresser?

Do you tip your hairdresser?

have spent 20k.

Likely for the same reasons: because we want to and because we can.

Hope that has clarified matters for you.

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AIBU to keep my shoes on in the house?

Should I book a holiday abroad for next month?

I live in Buxton and recommend Tic-Tak Taxis - 01298 72333.

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AIBU to keep my shoes on in the house?

@SquirryTheSquirrel

Do you tip your hairdresser?

have spent 20k.

Likely for the same reasons: because we want to and because we can.

Hope that has clarified matters for you.

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AIBU to keep my shoes on in the house?

Love it!

AIBU to keep my shoes on in the house?

"I haven’t got any advice but what a lovely sweet person you are. The world needs more of you. Xx"

What can I do if I have trouble falling asleep?

What can I do if I have trouble falling asleep?

give Vegan Richa a go - she has a gazillion burger recipes and none of her recipes have ever failed me.

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How can I keep on top of the housework?

AIBU to keep my shoes on in the house? (bonus answer)

"Speak to your GP and see if you can get an exemption certificate if that's the case"

What should I pack for my holiday in Edinburgh?

what should I pack for my holiday in Edinburgh?

"Strong tea and dairy milk - lovely"

How can I make my chicken last all week?

What should I pack for my holiday in Edinburgh?
A whole trout, head, tail, guts and all.

What should I buy DH for his birthday?

How can I keep on top of the housework?

"Dogs meat bowl and baby bottles in the sink together."

I fancy my new boss. What should I do?

what should I pack for my holiday in Edinburgh?

Flowers - so many lovely cut flowers right now but my favourites are agapanthus

Lush - 100ml rose jam shower gel (£7) and a butterball bath bomb (£3)

Perennials for the garden - echinacea ideally at this time of year (£10 each is standard)

A nice book and a slab of chocolate

Hotel chocolat three trays of six chocolates each are £10

White company hand wash or hand lotion or body lotion are less than £10 each of you buy in the 30% off sale. This currently includes the fig tree fragrance which I love

10 multi-packs of frazzles

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How can I keep on top of the housework?

Oooh, x-posts

How can I make my chicken last all week?

If you are comfortable with crypto there are quite a few things that can be done if you have the inclination to get over the learning curve.

This isnt financial advise but in your situation (crypto-familiar and primarily fiat orientated), I would move half to eth, half to USDC, provide liquidity on Uniswap (uniswap.org/) and deposit on Visor (vault.visor.finance/).

You will need to operate on the eth network directly to do this - metamask (metamask.io/) is the best way to do this and it will link with your hardware wallet.

Do not chuck the whole £50k at this, but its worth investigating. Once you get confident using metamask/dapps/defi, there is a whole world to explore!

What should I buy DH for his birthday?

A glass display case the height and width of the living room, containing Hitler memorabilia.

How can I limit DD's screen time?

What should I buy DH for his birthday?

a bathroom extension behind the kitchen incorporating the outside loo.

How can I limit DD's screen time?

Find yourself a nice, small kennels where they will definitely have an enrichment plan and ask them what it is.
I wouldn't be worried about her, at 10 months she will have loads of energy, maybe she needs a mad half hour in the evening before she settles. As long as you don't mind, it is fine.

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How can I stop my neighbour parking across my dropped kerb?

How can I make my chicken last all week?

"I keep mine in a cupboard, we don’t use it every day."

What should I wear to the gym?

What should I wear to the gym?

"Just big waist high Bridget Jones knickers."

Where should we go on honeymoon?

What should I wear to the gym?

You could get a joiner to make something really simple with wooden beading at the edges so things don’t fall off.

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Should I invest in a soup-maker?

Where should we go on honeymoon?

I get the Piccadilly to New Mills central line, that is usually every 30 minutes. There is currently a shortage of train drivers, so it is once an hour at the minute.

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Should I invest in a soup-maker?

What should I wear to the gym?

OP, have a look at occasion hats and fascinators on the John Lewis website. Lots of choice there.

What do other people do that annoys you?

Should I invest in a soup-maker?

You are not his boss. You don’t get to give him a list and tell him what to do and then be angry he didn’t do exactly what he is asked...

Should I dip a toe back into the dating pool?

Should I dip a toe back into the dating pool?
I'd rather a pork pie personally

What do other people do that annoys you?