Come and play my made-up game

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

I will ask for advice, and you have to answer using only a quote from somewhere else on Mumsnet. Then you can ask for the next piece of advice. (best to quote the advice question you're answering in case there's cross-posting)

Okay, first question: What should I wear to my cousin's wedding?

What's your MIL like?

She is understandably nervous and if startled she just runs around randomly.

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What should I do with my leftover Halloween candy?

I had forgotten about this thread, but it's never too late to revive an old gem!

Especially if you're @SquirryTheSquirrel @35andThriving @MilesJuppIsMyBitch @lineeyesneeded @KurtWilde @Sweetpea1532 @sundaydisposition @Breathmiller @TheNestedIf @BruceAndNosh @FantasticButtocks @notHarris @FatJan @AnotherAardvark @nestletoulouse @PlaitBilledDuckyPuss

A bit of a "one in, one out" system.

(oh dear, I’ve lowered the tone already… but thank you so much for summoning me, this is a wonderful thread!)

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Where should I look for my cat, who is hiding from the fireworks?

Where should I look for my cat, who is hiding from the fireworks?

somewhere with decent schools and ideally somewhere where property prices are more affordable than London

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What can I do to make the school run less stressful tomorrow?

No, you're right on target, @AnotherAardvark. I'm trying not to picture the one-in one-out system! 😁

Oh, good! I liked this thread!

What can I do to make the school run less stressful tomorrow?

What time was it on? 5pm would be a bit shocking but 9.30pm not really.

What shall I watch after this?

What shall I watch after this?

a series of long PowerPoint presentations that were in Mandarin

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What can I do to get better sleep at night?

😂

"What can I do to get better sleep at night?"

Put down a tarp before you start. Makes cleanup much easier.

What shall I buy from ebay next time I'm on there?

What shall I buy from ebay next time I'm on there?

A massive head torch, the kind you might use for going down a mineshaft.

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What would you recommend as a substitute for eggs in my cake recipe?

What would you recommend as a substitute for eggs in my cake recipe?

Definitely not cheese. That’s a horrible American corn dog thing. Onions and ketchup are sufficient

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Are there any bargains to be had in the Black Friday sales?

a condom hanging up on a nail by the bed. No word of a lie. Handy for reuse?!

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Who is the most inspirational person in your life?

Who is the most inspirational person in your life?

an older (but still very strong and fit) man with no make up, just a suit and hat, doing slapstick tricks with a chair, ladder etc.

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What's a good thing to ask at my interview tomorrow?

Hey, @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa ! I've really missed you and your cleverness! Unfortunately, Ive still not come up with a clever question and quote for your thread, eventhough it's been over 4 years! 🤣
Where'd the time go?
Was that you that started the thread where you wouldn't let anyone else post on it? 😂
And also a whole bunch of other great threads?
Thanks for thinking of me!

Oh, and was that you that made a thread requesting that we ask you any question and you'd be able to answer it because you know everything?🤣

What's a good question to ask at my interview tomorrow?

"Are glorbes any good?"

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What was your most memorable Christmas present ever?

What was your most memorable Christmas present ever?

a mark on an otherwise immaculate cream carpet, less than the size of a 5p

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What caused your last relationship to break down?

What caused your last relationship to break down?

Tiny portion of meat, kids running riot and it smelt like stale farts.

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Recommend me some tips, please, for taking a large dog on a car journey from Winchester to Aberdeen.

Recommend me some tips, please, for taking a large dog on a car journey from Winchester to Aberdeen.

We do flashcards and fluency pyramids and he has been doing well and making progress.

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I bought DSis a birthday present, but the price sticker won't come off. Any ideas?

Ah, the good old days! I was often 'nap trapped' and had a lot more time on my phone for (much-needed) silliness. 😁

I bought DSis a birthday present, but the price sticker won't come off. Any ideas?

Improper sloppy hygiene and cleaning costs money !!

Using Weetabix in hospital ? Branded Weetabix ? Why not the Lidl version or Aldi ?

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What's the biggest stroke of luck you've ever had?

What's the biggest stroke of luck you've ever had?

I have not one but two bottles of pomegranate molasses.

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What's a good activity for a family reunion?

What's a good activity for a family reunion?

How would you feel if DH just had a one off kiss with another man?

What do I need before I go on holiday?

What do I need before I go on holiday?

a tyre pressure gauge with built in inflator

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What's the best way to keep my dog off the sofa?

What's the best way to keep my dog off the sofa?

buying a small log, burning the end of it and wafting it about oneself

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What's something tasty and easy to prepare for my 10 year old's packed lunch?

What's something tasty and easy to prepare for my 10 year old's packed lunch?

a Beef wellington that serves 6

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What should I do with all of my leftover Calpol syringes?

What should I do with all of my leftover Calpol syringes?

Think about having a recess in the shower, you can get some great stainless steel ones.
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My manager has asked me to prepare a Powerpoint deck for her to present to the board. What are your top tips for producing a really impactful, engaging presentation?