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I will ask for advice, and you have to answer using only a quote from somewhere else on Mumsnet. Then you can ask for the next piece of advice. (best to quote the advice question you're answering in case there's cross-posting)

Okay, first question: What should I wear to my cousin's wedding?

What do other people do that annoys you?

Storage. I'm always jealous of American houses/apartments with their walk in, or at least very big and built in, closets in every bedroom, big bult in vanity units in the bathroom, pantry as standard. Even the smaller homes seem to have brilliant storage. My flat would look so nice with everything chucked behind the doors!

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How do I deal with a nosy neighbour?

How do I deal with a nosy neighbour?

Roll out and line a pie dish with the larger part, roll out the smaller section for the top. Fill, crimp and egg wash. Cook for 45 minutes at 180...

What shall I do with my hair?

What shall I do with my hair?

Clean it gently with a wet cotton bud and put a small amount of sudocream in and around and do the same again tomorrow.

My husband is obsessed with gaming - what should I do?

My husband is obsessed with gaming - what should I do?

When you want his attention look him straight in the eye and be very, very still. When he is calm and drops his eyes gently go down to his level and praise him very slowly and very calmly.

What should I buy my mum for Christmas?

What should I buy my mum for Christmas?

A full size, glow in the dark, fully rotating head of Jesus with spacers for incense around it.

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Can you give me any tips for my upcoming Civil Service job interview?

How can I stop my neighbour parking across my dropped kerb?

There is a film called "The Purge" where for one night you are allowed to shoot people.

@SquirryTheSquirrel

What should I buy my mum for Christmas?

A full size, glow in the dark, fully rotating head of Jesus with spacers for incense around it.

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Can you give me any tips for my upcoming Civil Service job interview?

sounds right up her street!

Can you give me any tips for my upcoming Civil Service job interview?*

1. Try not to be a sanctimonious twat.
2. If in doubt have a biscuit.

Should I get a dog or a cat?

should I get a dog or a cat?

"It makes me really uncomfortable! Firstly because I'm not! and secondly because it makes me feel like people assume that's what you want."

AIBU to hate Strictly Come Dancing?

AIBU to hate Strictly Come Dancing?

Yes. KEN LOACH for crying out loud, director of "I, Daniel Blake" and many other films. AIBU to suggest this is not likely to be a vote winner? Idiots.

What shall I get off my bucket list in the new year?

What shall I get off my bucket list in the new year?

Damaging a listed building carries a potential unlimited fine and up to 6 months in prison.

If you want to go nuclear, contact the Planning Enforcement team at the local planning authority

What's the best way to save money quickly?

@SquirryTheSquirrel

What should I wear to the gym?

You could get a joiner to make something really simple with wooden beading at the edges so things don’t fall off.

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Should I invest in a soup-maker?

What's the best way to save money quickly?

"Grow up"

What can I serve to my vegan friend who is coming over for dinner?

What can I serve to my vegan friend who is coming over for dinner?

Wright's coal tar. Not for everyone, but I love the smell.

How should I deal with my annoying work colleague?

How should I deal with my annoying work colleague?

Use scissors to cut them up!😱

What’s the best way to use up sour milk?

what's the best way to use up sour milk?

"Hysterical women have always been as dangerous as men. If not more so"

How do I stop my neighbour from parking in front of my house?

How do I stop my neighbour from parking in front of my house?

We fenced it off, using a Guinea pig run we had spare. Can you fence yours off?

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What should I do about my overgrown garden?

How do I stop my neighbour from parking in front of my house?

"Christ, grow a spine you wet blanket!"

How can I stop seagulls from bothering me at the beach?

How can I stop seagulls from bothering me at the beach?

It’s all normal, let them enjoy taking their time in la la bath-time land , soon enough they will be adults not knowing how to enjoy the moment. They may be stringing the time out as they are having trouble letting go from their busy day and/or it could be helping with winding down from the day.

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What should I do about my overgrown garden?

What should I do about my overgrown garden?

That’s a bit mean, especially as you were doing a good deed, but I think it’s best not to leave nicer items outside.

How do I get my kids to finish clearing up properly?

What should I do about my overgrown garden?

"WORK. Head down, focussed work. The dramas will just pass you by this way. When things are sticky and awkward, get on with your work and stay out of it."

What is causing the mould problem in my cupboards?

How do I get my kids to finish clearing up properly?

I sometimes just sell or give away stuff on our local fb page. Theres one "usual suspect" who comments on literally anything that's free, I dont even thinks she even looks what it is, or thinks about whether she actually wants or needs it. Half the time she messages again about half an hour later saying shes changed her mind. I want to say "you dont have to say yes to everything that's free!!"

What is causing the mould problem in my cupboards?

Issy miyake

It's unique, loads of people comment on it and a lot know what it is when they smell it

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Any suggestions for repurposing a shabby old kitchen table?

Polesdon Lacey (if you live in Surrey)

Tell me about gym memberships etc

Tell me about gym memberships etc

Ask your mother. Mothers are always helpful even when DHs aren’t. They’ve wiped your bum and aren’t squeamish.

What's your favourite thing to order from a takeaway?