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I will ask for advice, and you have to answer using only a quote from somewhere else on Mumsnet. Then you can ask for the next piece of advice. (best to quote the advice question you're answering in case there's cross-posting)

Okay, first question: What should I wear to my cousin's wedding?

My manager has asked me to prepare a Powerpoint deck for her to present to the board. What are your top tips for producing a really impactful, engaging presentation?

leaving a tell tale stink of weed behind

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My friend is having a milestone birthday. What should I write in her card?

My friend is having a milestone birthday. What should I write in her card?

56% of marriages end in divorce

What do I need to remember when purchasing trousers?

What do I need to remember when purchasing trousers?

Leave them alone and they’ll leave you and the guinea pig alone.

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I've spilt red wine on white carpet. What should I do?