Come and play my made-up game

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

I will ask for advice, and you have to answer using only a quote from somewhere else on Mumsnet. Then you can ask for the next piece of advice. (best to quote the advice question you're answering in case there's cross-posting)

Okay, first question: What should I wear to my cousin's wedding?

Why isn't my clematis flowering?

"I gave mine a week of raw so she wasn’t dealing with too many changed at once, then straight to kibble. No issues at all."

DS wants the day off school, as he's a bit tired. Should I let him stay at home?

why isn't my clematis flowering?

The only reasonable solution is to make individual trifles.

DS wants the day off school, as he's a bit tired. Should I let him stay at home?

No is a complete sentence.

What is it raining for my planned BBQ???

Was I unreasonable not to split the bill when I only had a started and some tap water?

"They need to off load some of that money otherwise it'll go in inheritance tax. Get them to make an Appointment with an IFA."

What is it raining for my planned BBQ???

"I’m somewhat sympathetic to the notion that suffering often seems undeserved.
But when we forget that we are animals, albeit rational animals, we can forget the biggest mystery- which is complexification.
That is, as humans we are negentropic entities, something that doesn’t quite fit with the laws of nature, as we commonly understand them.
In essence, it’s a miracle that we exist."

How can I stop locking myself out of the house?

DS wants the day off school, as he's a bit tired. Should I let him stay at home?
So much worse when adults do it

What is Center Parc like at half term?

What is it raining for my planned barbecue???

You don't have nearly enough detail to make a judgment. That, and it's none of your business.

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Should I treat myself to a new handbag?

Narcissistic

What's on your meal plan this week?

What is Center Parc like at half term?

You can do the painting Hobby (note capitalisation!) and not play the game if you prefer.

There's also the monthly white dwarf magazine. Which is a handy birthday etc present for a subscription. And all the paints etc.

Can watch famous ones paint their little men (as I call them) online.

And there's the boardgames as well as the main one and a range of books about their adventures as well.

It's all good wholesome stuff really. And always something to buy for presents.

The people in the shops are generally lovely as well.

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Should I treat myself to a new handbag?

How can I stop locking myself out of the house?

My goodness that is really something to aspire to!! I want!!

Would I BU to go NC with my sister?

Should I treat myself to a new handbag?

For an easier life, I would have a diversified portfolio of ETFs. Fill up your isas, sort your pension. Get dividend income.

Would I BU to go NC with my sister?

What is Centre Parcs like at half term?

"I don't understand it at all, no one knows, what's the possible benefit of random people answering an unanswerable question"

Is it normal to change your pants three times a day?

Why isn't my clematis flowering?

"this sounds like there's some deep currents of misunderstanding and possibly disrespect going on. I understand why you're upset. But this is just one incident"

Are the expensive nappies really any better than the store brand ones?

What's on your meal plan this week?

"a pair of mutant children with incurable skin disease"

When will DD start sleeping through the night?

Is it normal to change your pants three times a day?

There has been a fair bit in the news about this. Brexit is and will continue to bring about real changes and we need to check everything carefully

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Should I reconnect with the ex I dumped in 1986?

Would I BU to go NC with my sister?

"Hi, I'm going it lone too! Started a couple of weeks ago, loved it for the first week, then stupid hormones and half term got in the way. So back on it today, as I know I'll feel better and look better."

Would I BU to go NC with my sister?

"She's probably a bit "undersocialised" - not your fault as pandemic gets in the way - so won't have been to visit many unfamiliar/scary places with you."

What fashion faux pas am I making without even realising it?

Are the expensive nappies really any better than the store brand ones?

I find them to be on the slightly smaller side though, so if I'm having them in a sandwich or something, I like Aldi's version.

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Should I reconnect with the ex I dumped in 1986?

When will DD start sleeping through the night?

In terms of deterrence I genuinely don’t know. I’ve tried pepper powder and coffee grounds before but they didn’t seem to do much.

Should I reconnect with the ex I dumped in 1986?

"Unfortunately these things happen. Accidents are part of life."

What can I use as a substitute for eggs in a recipe?

What fashion faux pas am I making without realising it?

Large stone bulldogs with visible bollocks holding up a glass coffee table.

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Recommend something good for me to watch on Netflix.

What can I use as a substitute for eggs in a recipe?

local anaesthetic injections. You can't feel any pain at all once you're numb.

Recommend me something good to watch on Netflix.

Recommend me something good to watch on Netflix.

carpet installation drama

What's the best way to prepare for my driving test?

What's the best way to prepare for my driving test?

take more exams - not something universities were particularly interested in at GCSE, but employers have always commented positively ad they are perceived as very bright/hardworking.

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Any tips for motivating a lazy DH?

When will DD start sleeping through the night?

"This girl is a bully and a manipulator"

How do I get over being dumped by my DP?