Come and play my made-up game

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

I will ask for advice, and you have to answer using only a quote from somewhere else on Mumsnet. Then you can ask for the next piece of advice. (best to quote the advice question you're answering in case there's cross-posting)

Okay, first question: What should I wear to my cousin's wedding?

What is making that strange sound in my wall?

Cats in precarious positions.

I'm stuck in a rut with my job - what should I do?

I'm stuck in a rut with my job - what should I do?

become the resident dance expert?

Are your children well-behaved?

Are your children well-behaved?

Kloppy squeaks a lot. If I'm upstairs I'll hear him jump in through the kitchen window with an almighty squeaky mmmm. He then gallops up the stairs, pauses for five seconds before launching himself onto the bed with a triumphant MMMMM 'I'm back' super-squeak before throwing himself on me, all purry and happy. He's a nutter

Recommend me a good exercise routine

@SquirryTheSquirrel

Are your children well-behaved?

Kloppy squeaks a lot. If I'm upstairs I'll hear him jump in through the kitchen window with an almighty squeaky mmmm. He then gallops up the stairs, pauses for five seconds before launching himself onto the bed with a triumphant MMMMM 'I'm back' super-squeak before throwing himself on me, all purry and happy. He's a nutter

Recommend me a good exercise routine

@SquirryTheSquirrel, that answer really did make me laugh out loud!

@SquirryTheSquirrel

Are your children well-behaved?

Kloppy squeaks a lot. If I'm upstairs I'll hear him jump in through the kitchen window with an almighty squeaky mmmm. He then gallops up the stairs, pauses for five seconds before launching himself onto the bed with a triumphant MMMMM 'I'm back' super-squeak before throwing himself on me, all purry and happy. He's a nutter

Recommend me a good exercise routine

Best one yet!

R*ecommend me a good exercise routine
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"If you're undecided, could they club together and twin your toilet or sponsor a cow or something instead?"

Oops!

I need a really great recipe for ravioli, please!

Recommend me a good exercise routine

"strip all the beds and sort the bedding and towels into different bags"

What should I do to celebrate my birthday?

W*hat should I do to celebrate my birthday?
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"You just be courteous. We buy lots of air freshener and vip poo or whatever it's called. It's not a problem. "

Should I spend £1000 per child at Christmas?

Don't know what's happening to the buggering bold

What should I do to celebrate my birthday?
Leave them, unless you want to create a maintenance liability.

How can I stop cats shitting in my garden?

I need a really great recipe for ravioli, please!

"Try filling it with baking soda and leaving it over n night, then rinse and wash on a very hot soapy wash."

What can I do about my friend who is ignoring my texts?

How can I stop cats shitting in my garden?

"Get them whatever ready meals they will eat from M&S or similar, and whack them in the oven either at yours or their house. Bit of veg or whatever on the side. Sorted.

If you need to go out, limit it to tea and cake or whatever.

If the most important thing is seeing them, then work around them. Save going to places you love with food you love for another time."

Do you have a roast every Sunday?

Should I spend £1000 per child at Christmas?

"You opposing this will just add friction to your relationship"

Should I dye my hair a different colour?

@MilesJuppIsMyBitch

How can I stop cats shitting in my garden?

"Get them whatever ready meals they will eat from M&S or similar, and whack them in the oven either at yours or their house. Bit of veg or whatever on the side. Sorted.

If you need to go out, limit it to tea and cake or whatever.

If the most important thing is seeing them, then work around them. Save going to places you love with food you love for another time."

Do you have a roast every Sunday?

Fantastic answer, @MilesJuppIsMyBitch!

What can I do about my friend who is ignoring my texts?
Probably early onset dementia.
My husband can be very mildly irritating at times, what should I do?

Do you have a roast every Sunday?

"I disapprove of this sort of thing generally,"

What do you think of this thread?

What do you think of this thread?
If that is the only worry you have in your life then you live a very privileged life indeed

What should I do about random people parking across my drive?

@WorriedWishingWell

What do you think of this thread? If that is the only worry you have in your life then you live a very privileged life indeed

What should I do about random people parking across my drive?

@WorriedWishingWell Haha! Perfect answer!

Should I dye my hair a different colour
You have a DH problem not a hair colour problem.
Is half a lettuce leaf, a teaspoon of grated cheese and a single raisin too much for lunch for my 3 year old?

What should I do about random people parking across my drive?

Set it on fire and move to another planet

How can I deal with an annoying SIL?

How can I deal with an annoying SIL?
999 NOW

Westminster or Harrow?

How can I deal with an annoying SIL?

Channel your inner Gene Hunt-

I'm Gene Hunt. Your DCI. And it's 1973. Nearly dinner time.

I'm 'aving hoops

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My neighbours keep playing loud music in the garden - what should I do?

Oops, x-post

Westminster or Harrow?

Tyneside cinema is nice, in a heritage (but renovated) building

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My neighbours keep playing loud music in the garden - what should I do?

My neighbours keep playing loud music in the garden - what should I do?
Invite them into your own garden to play loud music there and enjoy the use of your garden furniture.

I felt slightly nauseous this morning, am I pregnant?