Guess what I found under the sofa

[FloralBonnet]

Apart from dust bunnies, Christmas cards (yes it has been a long time since I vacuumed under the sofa) and playmobil items?

The Tour de France spectator who caused the crash yesterday? 🤣🤣

A missing, very important and highly valued piece of art

£20

Winning lottery ticket

Peanuts - that’s what’s always under my sofa

Was it the missing piece of my toddlers puzzle as it's not in or under mine?

I'm going to guess an unopened Christmas present.

Dog chews and a Prosecco cork?

Sherbert fountain.

Matt Hancock’s integrity?

I once found a mouldy custard creme biscuit

Dead mouse

A passport

Easter egg

The remote control

@AfterSchoolWorry

The Tour de France spectator who caused the crash yesterday? 🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your husband?

Another phone?

Either a desiccated frog or mouse?

I’ve found both 😬🤮

Someone else's Husband? Ooo Matt Hancock and his Aide?

New £50 note?

Half a pair of earrings: possibly my favourite one that is somewhere in my house, but maybe it’s gone on its hols

A condom?

Matt Hancock’s integrity?

No chance

Also going for dead mouse, or an awful book hidden from a toddler!

A pair of someone else’s knickers.

Red Rum?