What's the funniest name you've heard of for a family pet?

[CityCommuter]

A friend told me today that they've finally named their new Shih tzu puppy who they got a week ago. He's gorgeous and fluffy and they've chosen the name Monkey! I know it's none of my business but I really don't think that name suits him and it sounds a little bit silly... but it's kinda cute at the sane time I guess!

A Pekinese named Gwyneth Paltrow!

Friend had the guinea pigs called bubble and squeak. Squeak died leaving bubble who was always assumed t be a fish

I had rats named Bubble and Squeak.

I named our kitten Noel Edmunds. I actually have no idea why. He reminded me of Noel Edmunds. Four years on and he’s a massive black bruiser, an absolute tank of a cat, he’s lovely when but you wouldn’t mess with him. He’d kill you in your sleep if you pissed him off. He’s nothing like Noel bloody Edmunds

A cat called Scan as in Cat Scan. He lived with nurses.

"Phineas Farbuckle" for a goldfish.

Tuppence which is a northern word for a fanny

I’ve met John the Spaniel and Susan the collie 🤣🤣

Two very sleek black cats called Snowy and Fluffy.

And a cat also known as Cooking Fat.

Some great names there! I read on MN once that someone had a cat called Fish because he didn't like eating any food with fish in it!

We had a brother and sister cat duo called Catherine and Heathcliff when I was little.

Many years ago my dgm found a ddog. Determined she wasn't keeping him she called him Nameless.
For 15 years!!

I knew someone with a cat called Mandu.

Dog called "Sexy" eg. "Come here Sexy. Sit down Sexy" etc

My maths teacher at school was called Mr Newton. He named his cat Isaac!
Isaac Newton (just in case you didn't get it!)

Budgie called Doreen when I was a teen.

In absolute stitches at not at all like Noel Edmunds Noel Edmunds

So many cats called Chairman Miaow.

Also my cousin had a goldfish called snowy

My cousin has a cat called penis.

My BIL called his cat Steve Rogers. He is a massive Marvel fan but I am not and had no idea why he was calling his cat by a random ordinary bloke name. My kids had to explain it to me

Dino, but she pronounced it Dinner.

I'm about to call my new kitten 'Mouse'.
Does that count?

I know someone who has a hamster called Peter. I don’t know why but it really tickles me

I used to be a vet nurse so have seen many silly cat/dog names.

My favourites were chairman meow (already mentioned I know) but he was a huge Persian and totally suited the name.

Also ceefor (cat) and deefor (dog)