What's the funniest name you've heard of for a family pet?

[CityCommuter]

A friend told me today that they've finally named their new Shih tzu puppy who they got a week ago. He's gorgeous and fluffy and they've chosen the name Monkey! I know it's none of my business but I really don't think that name suits him and it sounds a little bit silly... but it's kinda cute at the sane time I guess!

Tomasinabombadil, I know someone who had a horse called Colin too!

@FelicityBeedle

Your comment made me laugh, about 15 years ago my family had 2 guinie pigs called bubbles and squeek! And yes squeek did die first! About 2 years before bubbles did! So similar.

David Baddiel and Frank Skinner had a cat called Chairman Miaow.

We used to have a cat called Schrodinger.

DS18 and DD20 have hamsters. DS has Susan and DD has Graham.
DS lives at home, DD is at university and brought Graham home last year. And put them in together "for a laugh"
Turns out they were both incorrectly described, as we found out when Graham had babies.

We have cats called Precious and Seamus, cockateils Sybil, Rooney and Dodo, goldfish called Harry Kane and Hugo Loris