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Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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bearlyactive · 31/01/2021 21:51

Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient? Grin

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mofro · 31/01/2021 22:02

Is it still Sunday or is it Thursday tomorrow?

bearlyactive · 31/01/2021 22:11

Both!

Was that your answer or your question?

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x2boys · 31/01/2021 22:16

It was the answer
Why is it next week when it's still this week will all our friends see this thread ???!

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 31/01/2021 23:49

You must be currently straddling the international date line if you are in this week & next week both at the same time.

The Badgers will get all our friends to join us.

How will the Badgers get all of our friends to join us?

choppolata · 31/01/2021 23:52

Multiply by three, take away the number you first thought of.

Who let the dogs out?

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 01/02/2021 07:00

Bearly Active did when starting the thread.

Is it time for thread six?

bearlyactive · 01/02/2021 07:41

I started that yesterday!

How are we going to celebrate this thread's birthday in six months?

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x2boys · 01/02/2021 08:38

With another lockdown
What should I have for breakfast?

bearlyactive · 01/02/2021 12:29

Lunch.

What did you have for breakfast?

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x2boys · 01/02/2021 12:35

Cornbeef hash
What should I have for tea ?

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 01/02/2021 12:46

Coffee

How can I beat this squirrel in our ongoing bird feeder battle?

x2boys · 01/02/2021 13:47

Adopt the squirrel and welcome into your family ,give it the Run of your house and let it sleep on your bed
Do Squirrel,s make good pets?

skybluepinks · 01/02/2021 13:54

No because wild animals should not be pets.

Why do wood pigeons always ignore the easy food on the bird table and try and get the food from the blue tit feeder on the window when it's the same food?

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 01/02/2021 14:35

It's n excuse to look in your window.

Aibu to be amused the YMCA and Ghostbusters were in my dDs PE lesson today?

sticksandbones · 01/02/2021 14:53

Yes to Ghostbusters but not to the YMCA.
Why is the fleeting view from the bluetit feeder as it crashes to the ground under a wood pigeon better than the view from the strong and stable bird table which affords a much longer view?

x2boys · 01/02/2021 14:58

Because it is abstract art and you could make a fortune from it
Why do no birds visit my garden ,is it because my next door neighbor has ten cats ???

bearlyactive · 01/02/2021 15:04

No, it's because of YOUR ten cats! Yes, the cats have adopted you. Haven't you noticed?

Is it ACTUALLY fun to stay at the YMCA?

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x2boys · 01/02/2021 15:15

Only when the village people are also staying there
Anybody want to nip to the shop for me?

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 01/02/2021 15:41

Only if we can have a flashmob while there. Ghostbusters would be perfect.

Why am I so tired today?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 01/02/2021 16:12

Because it's Macarena Monday & you've been non stop dancing all day.

Are you Livin la Vida Loca?

x2boys · 01/02/2021 16:12

Boris has pumped to much sleepy dust into the atmosphere again
Will it snow again soon?

bearlyactive · 01/02/2021 17:45

No. Read the word closely - sNOw.

Does DCat actually know it's her birthday? To be fair, neither do we, it's a rough guess because she's a rescue.

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TracyBeakerSoYeah · 01/02/2021 18:01

Yes she knows alright & is expecting an 8 course meal, a evening chorale by all the birds in the garden & a video message from Cat Deeley, Catherine Zeta Jones & Catherine Cambridge all singing 'Happy Birthday'

Why did nobody answer the question are you Livin la Vida Loca?

x2boys · 01/02/2021 18:05

Because we are all too busy livin la Vida loca to read the question properly
When will my washing machine stop?

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 01/02/2021 18:09

When a tiger drinks all the water from the tap.

Where are the mute buttons on my squabbling children?

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