Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

Apparently we have a cleaning fairy. The rest of the household seem to firmly believe this.

Do you think DDs are tidying their rooms?

No ,if they are anything like my son their idea of tidying their room is to move all their rubbish on to the landing 🙄
Were the moon landings real?

Yes Button Moon was the documentary that inspired NASA to send people to the Moon
If Mr Spoon can do it any old Mr or Mrs can land on the Moon.

Morph v Sooty who would win & how?

Morph he and Chad would kidnap sooty from get Richard to pay a ransome for him
Why has everyone been to busy to play today ?

Pingu would win. Because 🐧 are cool.

How have I coped for 35years without ever knowing about the various types of Formal conjunctions.

We have all been to busy learning about formal conjunctions today & were too tired to play bc earlier.

@Aroundtheworldin80moves for you have been too busy constantly watching reruns of 'Up The Junction' and fanboys-ing over it to even know FC's existed. Nor were you taught it at school but MN or a friendly helpful English teacher will help fill in the gaps. Yet don't be scared of the grammar police, they are so wimpy in real life.

Who used the last loo roll?

Me sorry I,ll just nip to the corner shop and replace it for you
What should we do for half term ?

Little trip to Tenerife maybe?

Should I go on Britain's Best Home Cook, even though I'll probably end up being named Britain's Worst Home Cook?

Only if you are prepared to wow them with a pan of burnt water and a raw egg.

What would you eat if money was no object?

I would, it will force you to become a better cook.
Does my bum look big in these trousers?

It does now!

Did you have a good morning?

Yes it was the best
Why does my internet keep playing up ?

It doesn't like you working from home and home schooling. This is supposed to be it's quiet time.

CanDH go back to work yet?

Yes he should have been back last week
Is it cold outside?

I've been sunbathing. I've gone a lovely shade (of blue)

Is it time for afternoon school?

Evening school, yes.

What have YOU done today to make you feel proud?

Not cried at Yr5 English. It was close.

Why did I forget a question?

Because you were to busy trying not to cry over year five English
Where was Ds1 PE teacher today when they should have been doing a virtual PE lesson?

Desperately trying to learn the moves off Joe Wicks.

How come I had to Google whether his name was Wicks or Wickes?

Because Mr motivator is more your bag.

Why is the cat sitting on my head?

Your head is in the way of where she wants to be.

How are all the badgers?

Currently very busy trying to get the Trump impeached
Does someone want to clean my kitchen?

No because China says frozen food is the cause of the dreaded lurgy & we all haven't had the vaccine yet.
So to so be on the safe side I would wrap your freezer in black bin bags, then drop a thermonuclear bomb on it. When that's done bleach around where the freezer used to be. Then have a bath in Dettol to decontaminate yourself.

Have the Chinese government been drinking

Hopefully. Remember it is recommended to drink 2litres of water a day.

Do the makers of preschool TV get provided with the drugs, or do they need to source their own?