Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

[bearlyactive]

Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

Stephanie from lazy town wouldn't be too much
Robbie Rotten or Sportacus?

Neither as Morph will always be the man of my dreams.

What was the beef between Morph & Chad?

Because Morph kept calling him Chad when his name was Chas.

Why Don’t You?

Switch off your TV set and do something more useful instead
Why did I want to be a why don't you presenter back in the day?

Because you were born for the role

Will our washing machine work ok now?

Ask it nicely & it will.
Don't ask & it won't work.

Why did autocorrect change Chas to Chad as I know I wrote Chas?

Because Morph has fannied about with your autocorrect so he is not the only one calling Chas Chad.

Are you at one with Morph now?

No, but I certainly have morphed into my sofa.

Why does my laptop fan sound like it's about to take off/explode?

Because it identifies as a plane engine
Why does it rain

Because God is having a shower.

Why can't I find a house that I want to buy?

Because no one wants to sell the good ones.

Why am I so tired today?

Because you've been busy hiding all the good houses

Why would someone buy 20ish ironing boards in IKEA?

Because they are the MNetter that had the disappearing ironing board & so want to make sure that they have enough back ups for when another one goes missing.

It remains one of the biggest unsolved mysteries so what do you think happened to the mysteriously vanished ironing board?

Her next door neighbor nicked it after getting advice on Mumsnet to take in ironing ,when money got a bit tight
Why am I so thirsty?

You have eaten your weight in crackers and poppin candy. Something’s got to give...

Do you know a Beryl?

Everyone knows a Beryl
Do you have an Aunty Mary?

No but I have a cat called Sinbad

What is the best school subject?

At least three. One authentic, two honorary. Plus I have been known to call my tuppence auntie Mary. So likely four. I also have been known to call it Lulu.

Can you guess why?

Lunchtime is the best subject
I don't do guessing games Sheldon

AIBU to enjoy flatpack?

Only if you also enjoy Flapjack
Is @bearlyactive thinking of starting a new thread soon?

yes a sink plunger and extra large condoms.

Does eating crisps vigorously give a calorie deficit.

NEW THREAD