Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

Yes, all of them, vats of cheap lager.

Should I eat another biscuit? I’ve already had four.

They get provided with them what do you think the TV licence pays for ?
Why does Ds1 want me to wake him up two hours before his first live lesson?

Because he's super, super keen!!

Do you remember the twenty-first night of September?

Oh yes ,oh What a night!
Has Ds1 been replaced by a school loving alien?

Yes he's been been replaced by an alien who loves not just education but underpants too.

What would you do if your doorbell rang & you opened your door to find The Tiger Who Came To Tea & A Very Hungry Caterpillar on your doorstep?

I would invite them in to meet my pet bear Paddington ,he's from Peru you know ,who makes the most delicious marmalade sandwiches
What is Donald Trump thinking right now ?

He’s wondering how to word his heartfelt apology to the American people, and he’s thinking of a love poem for Melania’s Valentine card.

What can I do to help me sleep?

Pretend to ride a bike, backwards, in the rain, wearing earmuffs and a snorkel. Every time you yawn, sing questionable misheard song lyrics and wave you arms in the air like you just don't care.

What if the Hokey Cokey really is what it's all about?

Than there would be no need to come and do the Conga!
Why so cold?

Because there's a pandemic, so everyone must be made miserable.

What music shall I ask Alexa for?

Star Treking across the universe followed by Mr Bobby ,Blobby ,Blobby ,Blobby!
What Does Alexa do in her down time ?

Stalk people. Sh3s knows everyone's secrets.

Why does Alexa think I need Breastfeeding help when my youngest is nearly 8years old?

Alexa knows something you don't know .....
Why does my washing machine lie to me?

It's been watching too much Pinocchio.

How come I find it so hard to spell Pinocchio?

I can see your nose growing. You found it easy.

Why do soft toys state at you as you innocently go about your business?

Because they are State owned soft toys and therefore following your every move
What's for tea?

Ask Alexa or Siri

Why has Badger talk gone mysteriously quiet?

Badgers have gone underground to prepare for the next stage of their global takeover.

Do you think my DD would like a cuddly badger to add to the Beanie Boo collection?

No she would like another real ,life Badger to add to her Sett,
How many Badgers live in the White House?

189 including the Babidendgers.

What redecorating/changes are happening to The White House inside & out?

They are taking down all the statues of Trump and turning the tanning booth into a guest toilet
They are also planning doing rather more tasteful decorating in the state rooms ,as wall paper consisting of the Trump's was a little over powering
Where is Rudi Guliani now?

Whodi?

Who is Rudi Guliani...?

The first badger in space

How did the bus station catch fire

Donald Trump,s spray tan ,he absent mindedly discarded it in the bin when he was getting the bus out of town
What colour would you use to describe Donald's Tan?

Hmm looking at the MN Farrow & Ball paint chart I say a specially created mix of Dead Salmon, Sulking Room Pink & Broccoli Brown.
It's been named Sulking Broccoli Salmon.

What's Donald's favourite artistic past time?