Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

[bearlyactive]

Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

She confused it for her hat.

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

The answer totally depends on whether it's an African or European Swallow

Do you want fork handles or four candles?

Five knives
Why am I awake ?

Fork knows. I too should be sleeping but cannot.

Is yawning harmful?

I've heard it's infectious.

What shall I wear to gotothe supermarket?

A teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini
To zoom or not to Zoom?

Rain jacket, woolly hat, miniskirt and long boots. Get the best of all four seasons!

How much longer will we have to wait for a tradesperson to get back to me?

Whoops, X-posted!

Don't zoom at all! Vroom, maybe.

How much longer will we have to wait for a tradesperson to get back to me?

I'm guessing that x2boys is bearlyactives tradesperson. Don't keep them hanging.

Who shall I listen too for fashion advice,?

Not me I'm trying to get in touch with @bearlyactive as I'm a trades person
Why did the old lady swallow a fly?

I know why she swallowed a fly! Because it was the middle of the summer and she was fed up of the stupid things zooming around her house. That'll teach them.

What kind of trade does x2boys do?

Im coming to unblock your drains @bearlyactive!
Takeaway for Tea?

No, takeaway for two (your two boys, maybe!)

Does x2boys actually have x2 boys?

The number of boys regularly doubles.

Is bearlyactive a 🐻?

Damn. You've rumbled me.

I make so many typos - where would we be without the backspace button?

Insacoommpletejumble.

What sort of idiot manages to buy birthday candles for the wrong age for their husbands birthday?

It's easy enough ,just tell your Husband to change his age
Does your Dh actually know his age will he realise ?

Dont mention the war. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.....
How can we better hide this information ?

Its obvious husband's should not be provided with anything that's notes their age it should all be kept from them everything should be care of the wife /partner men should have no access to this information it is not in their best interests
Should we start a Mumsnet petition for this very important issue?

No start a petition for Badgers to get human rights instead.

Why does my heart feel so bad?

Because you have an achey breakey heart
Is it bed time yet?

It was bedtime four hours ago - keep up!

What is the point in fingerless gloves?

There is no point unless you have very prettily painted finger nails , obviously there's then a point to show them off
On that note what is the point of nail polish?

To make nails shiny on cabinets etc.

Where can I find a shrubbery?

Amongst your crockery
Do you believe in fairies?