Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

Self portrait lying naked on a bed of roses being hand fed cola bottle sweets
How many members of the Trump family does it take to change a light bulb?

They just all deny the loss of the light bulb

Why is my kitchen covered in a fine white powder?

Need you ask?

What do you do when your get-up-and-go has gotten up and gone?

You face the music and dance
What are your plans for the weekend ?

Off on holiday with 17 people from 19 households all in my various bubbles, where we ensure we are 2mm apart at all time and song happy birthday while washing our hands.

Do badgers celebrate Valentine's Day?

Of course they invented Valentine's Day, St Valentine was actually a Badger
Will we have a nice summer?

Definitely if I've got this manifestation thing right.

AIBU to place a bet on Matt Hancock being the Prime Minister within the next 10 years?

Yabu as betting is amoral and you should be flogged.

Why has wine got alcohol in?

@Aroundtheworldin80moves

Yabu as betting is amoral and you should be flogged.

Why has wine got alcohol in?

Because grapes are satanic.

Why is the sky blue?

Because I ran out of black when I was colouring it in
Is the moon made out of cheese ?

Yes. Leerdammer.
Why do fairies take teeth?

So the wise old elf can make furniture
How are king and queen thistle coping with Lockdown?

Lackadaisically.

Was that a moth or a dust bunny?

A moth bunny
Why am I so tired?

Because you have been running for hours as you were being chased by @Aroundtheworldin80moves for drinking all of her wine cellar in your quest to discover if wine had alcohol in it.
You are also very hungover too.

Why can't I stop sneezing?

Because you won't stop sniffing the pepper
I have just remembered I have a zoom party in an hour should I have a large vodka to get in the part mood 🍾

No, because you have to drive home afterwards.

Shall I open a new packet of biscuits?

No, biscuits taste awful.

Why don't women's clothes have proper pockets?

Because they don’t ever feel the need to jangle their change and rearrange their baws every five minutes.

What is the purpose of turn-ups?

For women to put all the things they would have kept in their pockets
When will I have the vaccine?

when someone finds your vial that they put in their turn ups for safe keeping

Why is my texting thumb broken?

Because it got bitten by a badger

Why won't the food shopping put itself away?

Because it's mean, cruel and unforgiving. Send it to bed without any supper!

Why am I ridiculously excited for Christmas this year?

Because Xmas is actually next week and COViD is just a distant memory
How do the Badgers feel about Trump's acquittal?

They are not amused & are having an Boardroom A Disaster Group Emergency Response (BADGER) meeting to discuss the next steps.

What will be the next steps?