Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

You can help clean my old house

How long will sorting tbe badger school places take?

53 minutes
What lessons do Badgers do?

They collect Guiding/Scout badges.

How come I just typed "badgers" instead of "badges"?

You've got badgers on the brain. Not sure why, they are never discussed around here.

Are the badgers out of lockdown now?

Yes but they still have to follow the rules ,only three families to meet in a sett ,follow the rule of 6.5 etc
Has the royal Badger got an invite on Saturday?

No, but he'll squeak in anyway.

Do badgers squeak?

It sounds like squeaking but they are actually speaking Badgerish,
What other languages do the Badgers speak?

Badgerese

What languages do YOU speak?

Pigeon and Morse.

Who thinks that sounds like a legal firm?

It is actually a legal firm situated in Patagonia and they mainly speak Welsh
Will Esperanto ever become a main language ?

It is already in Mexico.

Which magazines do you read?

CBeebies Special, Cosmopolitan & The Angling Times are my my favourite reading matter though occasionally I will treat myself to a copy of The Star newspaper & The Lady.

What are your favourite books?

Peppa Pig, especially the one with Boris Badger.

Why isn't George called Peter or Piers or Phillip?

Because Peter, Piers and Phillip are George's mother's 3 lovers.

Who's there?

Knock knock.

Knock knock?

Ding dong

Oh we ohh ah ah

Knock , Knack paddy whack give the dog a bone
Why did the farmer want a wife .?

Because poor Old Macdonald couldn't manage by himself.

Did Humpty Dumpty ever get put back together again?

No sadly he was scrambled
What exactly was vinegar and brown paper supposed to do to Jack,s Broken crown?

Make him smell like a chippy.

What shall we have with IKEA meatballs for dinner? (We got the gravy mix as well!)

Spaghetti. And M&Ms. And strawberry laces. And chocolate sauce. Recreate Elf.

How was Elf not sick after eating that?

Chair legs and pump handles, fried (as MIL used to say)

Will the chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?

No bearlyactive will come and take it away instead in the middle of the night

How many chocolates should I eat now?

All of them
What flavor crisps?

Spaghetti flavored Monster Munch! (I really miss them)

How much pink is too much pink for DD?