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Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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bearlyactive · 12/08/2020 10:55

For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

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Sunbird24 · 26/08/2020 14:22

Donald Trump, he’s good at giving wrong answers to questions!

Who will post the last question on this thread?

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Imissmoominmama · 26/08/2020 14:32

Not me!

Where’s the new thread?

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Aroundtheworldin80moves · 26/08/2020 14:38

In quarantine as it was in holiday in Spain.

Daddy or Chips?

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x2boys · 26/08/2020 14:40

It's over the Rainbow,Do characters in soap opera,s watch other soaps?

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TracyBeakerSoYeah · 26/08/2020 15:11

Yes particularly if a character has a new collection of Nesti Dante soaps or a mystery box from Chateau du Savon to unwrap.

How does Melania punish Donald when he's been very hugely bigely not at all a very nice guy hugely, I say HUGELY naughty?

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x2boys · 26/08/2020 15:23

She sends him to the naughty step ,it's in the oval office and he has to have a good think about what he's done.Will the Op come back to start a new thread before we run out of space on this?

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newreality1 · 26/08/2020 17:01

I think she has already done her duty for the people. OP may put the honour onto someone else. Why was my fridge door open and beeping when I came home today?

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Lweji · 26/08/2020 18:54

Gremlins ate your food after midnight and had a shower.

What to do to stop procrastinating?

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bearlyactive · 26/08/2020 19:19

NEW THREAD!!!

Lweji's question is answered on there!

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